Warrior General Games

Top Ten


#1 Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens



#2 1970 Plymouth Hemi Cuda

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/plymouth/1970-plymouth-hemi-cuda-ar17392.html


#3 The Macallan Fine Oak 30 Year Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky

http://www.napacabs.com/The-Macallan-Fine-Oak-30-Year-Highland-Single-Malt-Scotch-Whisky-750ml-P3748.aspx


#4 Recently Divorced Women


#5 Foot Long Chili Cheese Coney w/Tots


#6 The Man In Black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxn48wSiCzg


#7 Who ever it was that invented that yogurt that helps you poop. Thanks man!


#8 Free Beer!


#9 Finding twenty bucks in your pocket!


#10 Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY5LkXLukog&feature=PlayList&p=DCFE5C2BF4569FE0&index=1




Bottom Ten


#191 Running out of toilet paper

#192 Close Talkers

#193 Whiney Bitches

#194 People who drive slow in the fast lane

#195 Speeding Tickets

#196 Stick in the eye

#197 Men who “pop” the collar. This is you -->

#198 Nail Gun Injuries

http://www.wikiradiography.com/page/Imaging+Nail+Gun+Injuries

#199 Dane Cook

#200 D League Dream Team

Yes, I said worse than Dane Cook




Feel free to submit your own rankings, but I think this list is dead on.

Today, by declaration of Congress in a unanimous decision, Dozer's list was made official.

this is a horrible list. go back and look at what he has ranked 8th if you don't believe me...

Originally posted by Mercaptopropyl
this is a horrible list. go back and look at what he has ranked 8th if you don't believe me...

True.

Free beer beats anything on that list.

Unless #3 is free too.

Hemi Cuda too low IMO

Originally posted by Horncolio
Hemi Cuda too low IMO

Only because CCIA is too high...

Originally posted by lukin83
Only because CCIA is too high...

Way I hear it, CCIA only got its rep because they beat up on a bunch of overrated sissies in the league championship game last season.

I can think of well over 198 things that are better than Dane Cook.

Originally posted by Sly
Way I hear it, CCIA only got its rep because they beat up on a bunch of overrated sissies in the league championship game last season.

I think CCIA had a rep prior to that, but if that helps you sleep at night...

Originally posted by thunderdoozer
True.

Free beer beats anything on that list.

Unless #3 is free too.

#3 is $824 a bottle. No, I've never purchase a bottle. However, I have had it on the rocks before.

Excellent beverage.

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
I can think of well over 198 things that are better than Dane Cook.

The list was limited to 200 items. And I hear ya, I can only think one thing worse.

Goober: "Hey Dozer, want some free tickets to Dane Cook"!

Dozer: "Where's my nail gun"!

Originally posted by Dozer Dogmeat
#3 is $824 a bottle. No, I've never purchase a bottle. However, I have had it on the rocks before.

Excellent beverage.

So you took a 60-70 dollar glass of scotch and watered it down with ice that at best came from filtered tap water?


Would be like drinking a Chateau Mouton Rothschild Pauillac from a dirty glass...

Originally posted by jktooley
So you took a 60-70 dollar glass of scotch and watered it down with ice that at best came from filtered tap water?


Would be like drinking a Chateau Mouton Rothschild Pauillac from a dirty glass...

It was served to me that way at a friends house. Along with a really good cigar. I suffered through the lack of decorum.

At a very minimum I hope he used Fiji water for the icecubes.

It was from a glacier in Alaska. It-lt was blessed by a-an Eskimo medicine man.