Pretty funny story this thread tells.
Timeline ....
Cock appears
Madcow shows up in just more than 60 seconds.
MD shows up soon after, also presumably because of the cock appearance.
Madcow talks about how "stout" his defense is, trying to impress the cock so as to keep MD's cock loving lips off of it.
Kurieg is amazed at the amount of edits it took to draw an ASCII cock.
The original cock wielder defends his cock editing noting the perfect curvature of the cock head. This is no Bill Clinton peyronie cock.
A guy from the team "The Bangkok Bangers" shows up and also uses MadCows fellatio vernacular referring to it as "defense". Only he scoffs at the idea of MadCows fellatio being formidable, describing it as porous. No doubt this verbiage must mean MadCow uses too much teeth.
Porch shows up telling MD he could fix the fellatio problem he is having. This tabs Porch's profession as either an orthodontist, sex therapist, or street walker.
CelticRaider arrives to piece the puzzle together.