Not to be outdone by the loleast (did i do that right?), i have taken time out of my now busy schedule to post the King of Rankings. Thats right folks, Im summing up the first 4 games of the Western Conference. So sit back, get some cake, get some lube and get ready for me to blow a load in your brains!
===Green Ranger====
Who didnt cum there pants when he was on the Screen? The Green Ranger, the Ultimate Badass
1) Northwest Mighthawks- Halloween is coming up and all i hear from neighborhood kids is how they want to be a Mighthawk! What does this mean? I have no clue, but i feel i will need to go to Wal-Mart and stock up on eggs, toilet paper and baby powder.
2) Washington Wolfpack- "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast (to being 2nd best)!"
3) Chicago Hedgehogs- On the fast pace to fame and fortune, Wiseman has finally changed that corny team note! Why havent i heard anything about Sonic from you?!?!
4) D-League Dream Team- Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare? Would a beautiful nightmare be a nice way of saying a wet dream?
===Red Ranger===
You're the leader and you have a T-rex zoid, how can people not like you?
5) Minnesota Marauders- There can only be 1, kind of like the Highlander! Dont fuck up or i take this title away from you!
===Black Ranger===
You break dance and kickass! Everyone want to be you, but then they realize your black and think, the sky is REAL the limit to your potential! Oh and we can only have 1 of you so you better work your ass off...
6) Cincinnati Stoners- Merc says your name appeals to him
===Blue Ranger===
You may be gay, but we'll never know... Umm... Nerd!
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals- Can they really be this bad? Well yes, yes they can...
8) Tallahassee Seminoles- FSU won! You have a chance at making the playoffs then
9) Austin Longhorns- Still lost to TSE...
===Yellow Ranger===
Herro Asian! With your Hello kitty backpack and your fetish for milk, other teams are sticking it you hard.
10) Nashville Hounds- Do you want our Pokeflute?
11) Houston Toros- Because 2 wins is better than no wins i guess
12) Carson City Cubes- Whats up with the agent on your team and his horse fetish?
===Pink Ranger===
Your outfit isnt the only thing pink you possess! The Green, Red and Black ranger are all giving you the Business, in all your holes! Blue ranger watches in the corner...
13) New Jersey Battalion- You had me fooled... You're not from New Jersey!
14) Wala Wala Drunken Shriners- Hey griz!
====Rita Repulsa==
At least the Pink Ranger gets human dick'ns! You are gettin that weird monster, putty, ooze, Lord Zed bukkake and no one want to be you right now!
15) Timpanogos Thunder- it sucks when a gutted team ranks higher than you
16) San Diego Demolition- Mattman, come back to be a GM!
===Green Ranger====
Who didnt cum there pants when he was on the Screen? The Green Ranger, the Ultimate Badass
1) Northwest Mighthawks- Halloween is coming up and all i hear from neighborhood kids is how they want to be a Mighthawk! What does this mean? I have no clue, but i feel i will need to go to Wal-Mart and stock up on eggs, toilet paper and baby powder.
2) Washington Wolfpack- "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast (to being 2nd best)!"
3) Chicago Hedgehogs- On the fast pace to fame and fortune, Wiseman has finally changed that corny team note! Why havent i heard anything about Sonic from you?!?!
4) D-League Dream Team- Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare? Would a beautiful nightmare be a nice way of saying a wet dream?
===Red Ranger===
You're the leader and you have a T-rex zoid, how can people not like you?
5) Minnesota Marauders- There can only be 1, kind of like the Highlander! Dont fuck up or i take this title away from you!
===Black Ranger===
You break dance and kickass! Everyone want to be you, but then they realize your black and think, the sky is REAL the limit to your potential! Oh and we can only have 1 of you so you better work your ass off...
6) Cincinnati Stoners- Merc says your name appeals to him
===Blue Ranger===
You may be gay, but we'll never know... Umm... Nerd!
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals- Can they really be this bad? Well yes, yes they can...
8) Tallahassee Seminoles- FSU won! You have a chance at making the playoffs then
9) Austin Longhorns- Still lost to TSE...
===Yellow Ranger===
Herro Asian! With your Hello kitty backpack and your fetish for milk, other teams are sticking it you hard.
10) Nashville Hounds- Do you want our Pokeflute?
11) Houston Toros- Because 2 wins is better than no wins i guess
12) Carson City Cubes- Whats up with the agent on your team and his horse fetish?
===Pink Ranger===
Your outfit isnt the only thing pink you possess! The Green, Red and Black ranger are all giving you the Business, in all your holes! Blue ranger watches in the corner...
13) New Jersey Battalion- You had me fooled... You're not from New Jersey!
14) Wala Wala Drunken Shriners- Hey griz!
====Rita Repulsa==
At least the Pink Ranger gets human dick'ns! You are gettin that weird monster, putty, ooze, Lord Zed bukkake and no one want to be you right now!
15) Timpanogos Thunder- it sucks when a gutted team ranks higher than you
16) San Diego Demolition- Mattman, come back to be a GM!
Edited by Ladyzman on Oct 23, 2009 10:15:08
