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Ladyzman
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Sadly to say, I do not feel i can accomplish the level of amazing that the Kampfire had reached. So with a moment of silence, we shall mourn the retirement of the Legendary Kamper Kampfire. May your soul rest in peace till it is awoken to serve the GLB community again.

Lets set the mood right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsn8xBVneb8

Aight! Well at the request of Wiseman and the kind folk of the West-side, I shall be bringing out the newly refurnished RV, sitting on sum Jordans now and a nice system to bump the new and exciting Ranks. I'll be your host, ladyzman, and today we shall go on a fantastic journey to explore the True Superiority of the West. With assistance of the Supercomputer 2.0 *We upgraded to Windows Me* and a bag of the some goodie-mob, we'll get this show started.
Oh, and loleast... How bout that 10-6 spread?
USA Pro West- Hated by plenty, Wanted by many, Disliked by some, But confronted by none!

1) Northwest Nighthawks- Proving the old saying: Often Imitated, Never Duplicated
2) Washington Wolfpack- Every season Bort asks can they get any better and every year he finds a way to screw them over in the playoffs when they respond with yes during the season.
3) Nashville Hounds- The prodigal son's of Bort have returned and are even stronger with the merger with the Hedgehogs.
4) Chicago Hedgehogs- The sleeping Jedi has awoken and even tho he merged half his team, the new half is even stronger than the wrist of a teen who has masturbation OCD.
5) Minnesota Marauders- The Art of Sandbaggin is strong in this one. Trying to get that Season 8 swagger back?
6) New Jersey Battalion- Blln4lyf has been reincarnated in the west.
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals- The 'Mean Machine' defense headed by the 3rd best linebacker core and 5th ranked secondary will have to carry this silly team of misfits.
8) Tallanasty Seminoles- Born and raised in this dirt-hole city. DONT FUCK UP!
9) San Diego Demolition- Our gutted is better than yours!
10) Wala Wala Drunken Shriners- Who let griz in here?!?! I wondered why you were posting on our forum...
11) Carson City Cubes- Your team is so L7x10^3
12) Houston Toros- I turned vegetarian, so your team will probably drop soon...
13)Cincinnati Stoners- I almost crapped my pants! Thought the Shockers had returned to steal our souls!
14) D-League Dream Team- Throw some D's on it?
http://digitalcypher.com/random/bike-dubs.jpg
15) Timpanogos Thunder- Meh


16) Austin Longhorns- You have brought disgrace to our conference!
Edited by Ladyzman on Oct 15, 2009 14:33:25
 
BuddyHorn
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Lol, How the hell did we bring disgrace to the league?
 
ijg
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Originally posted by BuddyHorn
Lol, How the hell did we bring disgrace to the league?


you lost to TSE, fyi.
 
BuddyHorn
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Originally posted by ijg
you lost to TSE, fyi.


I guess I will wear the badge of shame.
 
Galkuris
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Season 7, not 8
 
McGruffHawk
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Originally posted by Ladyzman

10) Wala Wala Drunken Shriners- Who let griz in here?!?! I wondered why you were posting on our forum...


That's odd, he was wondering why you were posting on his forum.
 
NWWarrior
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MISSED THESE
 
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griz
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Originally posted by McGruffHawk
That's odd, he was wondering why you were posting on his forum.


Is that a metaphor to say he was nailing my wife again?
 
WiSeIVIaN
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Very well done.

And thanks for giving credit to the HedgeHOunds merger. Genius move imo.
 
mocfam10
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who are half these teams? MM sandbagging....expected. WW blowing it....expected. Hounds too low...expected?




Edited by mocfam10 on Oct 15, 2009 20:18:33
 
ShakeNBake
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asshole!
 
Sik Wit It
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It's no T6T7 writeup, but it was good nonetheless .
 
Jakemall
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Nighthawks are again Over-rated.
 
kuaggie
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wolfpack got better w/ all the SOAP players O_O?
 
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