Warrior General Games

I am currently putting together 5 stock replies I'm going to give teams that beat us. Just to be fair, I'd like the owner or a GM for each team we're playing this season to come in here now and pick the one they'd like to have me post. I don't want to rub people the wrong way.

Option 1) Good game, thought we had you but the f-ing sim just wasn't kind to our loldots.

Option 2) I had the dee in that would have stopped that play you were money with all game but it must not have saved properly when I set up our AI - you got lucky on all 700 yards you picked up today.

Option 3) GG - next time I'll have to try and game plan for you

Option 4) My offensive coordinator has rectal cancer so we are more concerned with changing his bag every 3 hours than we are with GLB at the moment

Option 5) Fucking Bort is out to get me so nothing we run works even though the same plays that didn't work for us somehow worked for you all game I still think it's Bort's fault for fucking with this game and I'm going to quit GLB soon....but I do have a ton of points left to spend from those old shitty players I'm retiring soon so I think I'll stick around and play for free at the expense of a building ulcer that has developed in the pit of my gut because of how Bort is constantly fucking the game up in ways that only affect my fucking team.

LBK wants option 5

Originally posted by wollfrnd
LBK wants option 5

you got it

DDL wants option 5.

I think the best thing for GLB is for as many people as possible to spend less money in hopes that Bort will notice and want to try and do something about it to the point that he overhauls the game into something a lot more fun and interesting and with more football flavor/components to the game.

6. we were too stoned/ drunk to game plan

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
DDL wants option 5.


You don't get to take part in this thread

NWNHs will take all 5. Really. I figure we won't win many games. So we need to make the ones we do count.

Although I don't speak for everyone on the CCCC's, I do think a special little someone on our team would dearly love to hear #4 - but can you make a small change? Instead of "changing his bag" can you use "probing his colon"?

kthanxbye!

Just don't lose.

5

I'd ask for one, but I don't want to jinx us so close to our game.

Pick a random number, I guess.

Just not 5, that whining gets old...

The Hedgehogs will take #3. A lot of AAA promoters don't know how to gameplan, so perhaps it'll be true.

I shall speak for Ketchikan whn we say we want a mix of 2 & 4. Hold the whinning cause we are on a diet and can we get a side of 3 just in case the kids get hungry on our roadtrip AAA2

Originally posted by Ladyzman
I shall speak for Ketchikan whn we say we want a mix of 2 & 4. Hold the whinning cause we are on a diet and can we get a side of 3 just in case the kids get hungry on our roadtrip AAA2

I knew you guys would be complicated in all this.

Option 5 is true, tbh.

Bort is out to get you.

He told me so.