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Ladyzman
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Well Hot damn, its tha beginn of a new season and look e here, we got some hot teams out there that are runnin of tha gun. Ketchikan of the East would like to extend a whiskey drenched hand of how-di-do to all you new folks out there thats come into our little slice of dotball pie. And to all you old, dirty, nasty teams who keep talking about: "We keep getting older and they stay the same age or younger, just how i likes them", well i say congrats, for we have a bunch of fresh meat we get to beat like they owe us monies! I'll be joined by my lovely SupaComputer Rachael Ray, who just loves puttin out Rankins. Well... Time to warm her up

Suggested Listenins while readin the Rankings. It'll sets the mood to get things right for yo readn pleasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

1) Louisville Nighthawks- Did tha Football Gods finally here my prays for a Nighthawks team!?!? Bizarro vs. SuperMan first week! I shall have my beer, my computer and my pants off
2) Alpine Golfers- Nows i done learned somethangs over the offseason and abbreviated you guys are AG. Now a little known fact is Ag is on the periodic table as Silver, which is why i put you at second *Not because the Supacomputer is biased toward Nighthawks*
3) ***Official*** Footballguys- And tha Jay-Z song was on, and the Jay-Z song was on!
4) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- Even gutted, this team has more spunk than a 1 breasted prostitute from Macon, George who has moved to Vegas and wants to be a stripper.
5) Chocolate City Cha Chings- I looks forward to watching the Chocolate men and 1 of tha best defenses in GLB known only as the "Fudge Packers"
6) Indianapolis Gurupies- And the britney song was on, and the britney song was on!
7) New Brunswick Scarlet Knights- Talkin dog knows much about football, probably just balls in general, silly dogs.
8) Atlanta Purple Penguins- I guess you won aaa1. Playoffs here we come
9) Tennessee Fury- its a Party in the USA
10) Louisville Baby Kittens- Hello there... I would likes to make that kitten meow
11) Key West Corsairs- Now i wants pie
12) Naked Mole-Rats- Hmmm, i thought you were in the west... Oh well, too late to move you up now.
13) Detroit Demon Lions- Icecold and TSE are still alive sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
14) Columbus Woodys- This video is givn me a...
15) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Life is a Rat race, well then who are the cats?
Pittsburgh Steel Riders- I feels i has seen you somewhere... Team name i donts like, and i dont takes kindly to your type!
 
Jakemall
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great read!
 
Sik Wit It
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But why is it loleast?
 
mocfam10
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Congrats to the eventual runner-up for the USA Pro title.
 
wsdp
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Originally posted by mocfam10
Congrats to the eventual runner-up for the USA Pro title.


QFT.. enjoy the silver tbh.
 
Vortus
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Hehe for some reason the Nighthawk v Nighthawk game now creeps me out.
 
Jakemall
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Originally posted by Vortus
Hehe for some reason the Nighthawk v Nighthawk game now creeps me out.


I dunno...its the being watched with pants off that kinda freaks me out...and that would be any game.
 
thunderdoozer
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Originally posted by Jakemall
I dunno...its the being watched with pants off that kinda freaks me out...and that would be any game.


Sadly, I'm used to the Kampers fapfapfaping, so it's like white noise to me now.
 
WiSeIVIaN
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The fact that most eastern teams aren't pating the OP on the back and that most posts here are western teams is a great example of loleast behavior.

Imo ladyzman, while track is off saving kids from burning buildings, you should give up your eastern ways and post for the west where you'll be appreciated. Simple really.
Edited by WiSeIVIaN on Oct 15, 2009 10:59:49
 
mocfam10
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Truth in the above post. Chronaug is like the only loleast poster.
 
Galkuris
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
The fact that most eastern teams aren't pating the OP on the back and that most posts here are western teams is a great example of loleast behavior.

Imo ladyzman, while track is off saving kids from burning buildings, you should give up your eastern ways and post for the west where you'll be appreciated. Simple really.


+1000
 
Jakemall
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Originally posted by mocfam10
Truth in the above post. Chronaug is like the only loleast poster.


Vortus, tbh.
 


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