Bhall dropped some knowledge on lolgaruda and i figured i might drop a line here!
1a. East St Louis Tire Fires
They lost twice to The Marauders in the playoffs, but if you look at every other team in SEAPL, and you give them all two League Championships, they all still fall short of the greatness that is ESL. Sure they are short handed as it looks like Doug is taking some time off, and HB is doing some life maintenance. ESL is still that 17 year old kid still in junior high who fucking cock slaps everyone during Gym Class Dodge Ball.
1b. Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates
Even though I am still in SEAPL as a proud member of the Winona Warriors, life just isn’t the same without the ESL BLPP rivalry. Oh and yes, if we stuck around we would tea bag every single one of you if you looked at us wrong…
3 Pa Dong Dragons
They get this spot by default, 4th best team and they will have to wait till ESL leaves too before they get a legit crack at winning the Pro title, or any title for that matter. Although, they did get rid of loltron, and meow meow… maybe he was holding them back
4 Okinawa Leathernecks
This is my pick to upset ESL in the playoffs, in fact I’m putting money on it now, if Oki plays ESL in the playoffs, Oki will walk away with the W. One person only, first person to pm me accepting the bet shall be the only person I honor this bet with. 5 dollars via paypal! If they don’t play each other we will call it a push. Yes I’m serious….
More on that topic, if oki doesn’t walk away SEAPL League Champs they are my pick to beat Pa Dongs ass next season….
5 Krungthep Garudas
I like fool and I like Krungthep and this is where they land… oh and if you haven’t noticed yet, they snagged up a bunch of LUNs players. If you don’t know what I’m talking about brush up on your SEAPL history…
6 The League of Extrodinary Assholes
Pretty much, if you weren’t invited to the first or second generation of that team, Everyone in SEAPl hates you lol. Just kidding, but that team is the Who’s Who of SEAPL. Oh and considering all the mishaps along the way, I’m surprised we are pretty fucking good. APL here we come! And yes, I do believe we could beat surbaya… maybe … waits for scrim request.
7 Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs
HEY! These guys beat ESL Last year during the regular season and then got smashed in the playoffs… they remind me of some other team that made it the playoffs their first season and beat ESL in the reg. season… who was that….. OH YEAH!
8 Cambodia Mountain Men
5-4, but I foresee great thing in the second half! I’m waiting for CMM to Bust out and become the next big thing!
9. Mekong Delta Force…
You’re better than your current placement, but realistically, you aren’t as good as the 3rd seed! And I kind of don’t like you. lol
10 Beijing Black Dragons
4 out of their next 5 games are against playoff teams! Whoa… and if I add The Marauders to this list they aren’t even a bubble playoff team! Whoa!
11 Winona Warriors!
I don’t care what place we are in… well actually I do… I have mixed reviews about this team… I like them, but I want to see more out of them. I think Snaza and Madcow have too much on their plate with all their teams. They need to focus on winning in PRO!
12 Anchorage Northern Lights!
This team is pretty average, in fact they are kind of bad… but the abbreviation to their name sounds like one of my favorite ways to perform intercourse.
13 Bali Insurrection
Damn son, Sometimes I wonder if teams know what they are in for when they first step into the pro leagues….
14 Surabaya Heroes
They already played both guts, and they are still 4-5!
15 Tongduchon Cowboys
If there weren’t two gutted teams, they would be 0-16
16 Bacolod Skullcrushers
PROTIP: you need more jumping
1a. East St Louis Tire Fires
They lost twice to The Marauders in the playoffs, but if you look at every other team in SEAPL, and you give them all two League Championships, they all still fall short of the greatness that is ESL. Sure they are short handed as it looks like Doug is taking some time off, and HB is doing some life maintenance. ESL is still that 17 year old kid still in junior high who fucking cock slaps everyone during Gym Class Dodge Ball.
1b. Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates
Even though I am still in SEAPL as a proud member of the Winona Warriors, life just isn’t the same without the ESL BLPP rivalry. Oh and yes, if we stuck around we would tea bag every single one of you if you looked at us wrong…
3 Pa Dong Dragons
They get this spot by default, 4th best team and they will have to wait till ESL leaves too before they get a legit crack at winning the Pro title, or any title for that matter. Although, they did get rid of loltron, and meow meow… maybe he was holding them back
4 Okinawa Leathernecks
This is my pick to upset ESL in the playoffs, in fact I’m putting money on it now, if Oki plays ESL in the playoffs, Oki will walk away with the W. One person only, first person to pm me accepting the bet shall be the only person I honor this bet with. 5 dollars via paypal! If they don’t play each other we will call it a push. Yes I’m serious….
More on that topic, if oki doesn’t walk away SEAPL League Champs they are my pick to beat Pa Dongs ass next season….
5 Krungthep Garudas
I like fool and I like Krungthep and this is where they land… oh and if you haven’t noticed yet, they snagged up a bunch of LUNs players. If you don’t know what I’m talking about brush up on your SEAPL history…
6 The League of Extrodinary Assholes
Pretty much, if you weren’t invited to the first or second generation of that team, Everyone in SEAPl hates you lol. Just kidding, but that team is the Who’s Who of SEAPL. Oh and considering all the mishaps along the way, I’m surprised we are pretty fucking good. APL here we come! And yes, I do believe we could beat surbaya… maybe … waits for scrim request.
7 Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs
HEY! These guys beat ESL Last year during the regular season and then got smashed in the playoffs… they remind me of some other team that made it the playoffs their first season and beat ESL in the reg. season… who was that….. OH YEAH!
8 Cambodia Mountain Men
5-4, but I foresee great thing in the second half! I’m waiting for CMM to Bust out and become the next big thing!
9. Mekong Delta Force…
You’re better than your current placement, but realistically, you aren’t as good as the 3rd seed! And I kind of don’t like you. lol
10 Beijing Black Dragons
4 out of their next 5 games are against playoff teams! Whoa… and if I add The Marauders to this list they aren’t even a bubble playoff team! Whoa!
11 Winona Warriors!
I don’t care what place we are in… well actually I do… I have mixed reviews about this team… I like them, but I want to see more out of them. I think Snaza and Madcow have too much on their plate with all their teams. They need to focus on winning in PRO!
12 Anchorage Northern Lights!
This team is pretty average, in fact they are kind of bad… but the abbreviation to their name sounds like one of my favorite ways to perform intercourse.
13 Bali Insurrection
Damn son, Sometimes I wonder if teams know what they are in for when they first step into the pro leagues….
14 Surabaya Heroes
They already played both guts, and they are still 4-5!
15 Tongduchon Cowboys
If there weren’t two gutted teams, they would be 0-16
16 Bacolod Skullcrushers
PROTIP: you need more jumping
Edited by g-bay-be on Sep 2, 2009 19:59:48
