Sorry to my friends in the East that I don't have anything ready yet, but believe it or not I do at least try to have a life. Actually who am I kidding; my girlfriend makes sure that I don't have anything worth living for. 
I'll try and add the East later, but there's no reason to make the good conference wait just for them.
Kamper Kountdowns and Rundowns - Week 5
Best Western Conference
Minnesota Marauders vs Timpanogos Thunder
Kountdown: 30 - most points scored by the Thunder so far this season
Kountdown: 27 - smallest victory margin for MM so far this season
Rundown: The Marauders have surpassed even Hazy's expectations. They are cruising through their schedule as they wait for an epic Week 11 matchup against the soon to be 16-0 Wolfpack. Timpanogos has lost two games so far by a combined ten points. This week they'd be lucky to lose by only ten.
The Final Kountdown: Marauders maraud 48-17
Nashville Hounds at Carson City Cubes
Kountdown: 5 - weeks at least left for the Hounds to be overrated
Rundown: The only highlight of the Cubes season will be their tie against DDL. The Hounds highlight so far has been their win over the Wolfpack, but they don't plan on stopping there.
The Final Kountdown: Hounds win 63-9
Northwest Mighthawks vs San Diego Demo
Kountdown: 12 - weeks until the Mighthawks give up their sandbagging act until Season 12.
Kountdown: Ticking time bomb - until Mattman completely loses his mind
Rundown: This game is a perfect one for the Mighthawks to sandbag, but despite their best efforts, Mattman's loneliness will make the difference in this one.
The Final Kountdown: Mighthawks win 30-24
Washington Wolfpack at New Jersey Battalion
Kountdown: Who knows - when Painmaker return to lead this team to another playoff disappointment
Kountdown: Time's up - for anyone caring about beating the Woodys
Rundown: The Wolfpack may be struggling without Painmaker, but at least they won't lose to the Hedgehogs.
The Final Kountdown: Wolfpack win 30-10
Laredo Lesbians vs Chicago Hedgehogs
Kountdown: Time's up - for the Hedgehogs winning streak
Kountdown: One - DT away from being a contender for the Lesbos
Rundown: The Hedgehogs finally notched a win last week as the Battalion thought it was a good idea to write them off. Unfortunately for the Hedgehogs, Laredo can repeat that mistake and still scissor their way to victory.
The Final Kountdown: Laredo wins 31-13
Lincoln Navigators at Portland Aftershocks
Kountdown: 1 - more important regular season game for the Navs left already
Kountdown: 3 - weeks until Portland gets their only win of the season
Rundown: The Navs may be 2-2 right now, but they have had probably the toughest schedule of any USAPL team so far. At this point they might as well turn on basic AI and wait for the playoffs to start. The Aftershocks better surprise some teams or they're going to be moving down with WSI next year.
The Final Kountdown: Navs win 62-20
I'll try and add the East later, but there's no reason to make the good conference wait just for them.
Kamper Kountdowns and Rundowns - Week 5
Best Western Conference
Minnesota Marauders vs Timpanogos Thunder
Kountdown: 30 - most points scored by the Thunder so far this season
Kountdown: 27 - smallest victory margin for MM so far this season
Rundown: The Marauders have surpassed even Hazy's expectations. They are cruising through their schedule as they wait for an epic Week 11 matchup against the soon to be 16-0 Wolfpack. Timpanogos has lost two games so far by a combined ten points. This week they'd be lucky to lose by only ten.
The Final Kountdown: Marauders maraud 48-17
Nashville Hounds at Carson City Cubes
Kountdown: 5 - weeks at least left for the Hounds to be overrated
Rundown: The only highlight of the Cubes season will be their tie against DDL. The Hounds highlight so far has been their win over the Wolfpack, but they don't plan on stopping there.
The Final Kountdown: Hounds win 63-9
Northwest Mighthawks vs San Diego Demo
Kountdown: 12 - weeks until the Mighthawks give up their sandbagging act until Season 12.
Kountdown: Ticking time bomb - until Mattman completely loses his mind
Rundown: This game is a perfect one for the Mighthawks to sandbag, but despite their best efforts, Mattman's loneliness will make the difference in this one.
The Final Kountdown: Mighthawks win 30-24
Washington Wolfpack at New Jersey Battalion
Kountdown: Who knows - when Painmaker return to lead this team to another playoff disappointment
Kountdown: Time's up - for anyone caring about beating the Woodys
Rundown: The Wolfpack may be struggling without Painmaker, but at least they won't lose to the Hedgehogs.
The Final Kountdown: Wolfpack win 30-10
Laredo Lesbians vs Chicago Hedgehogs
Kountdown: Time's up - for the Hedgehogs winning streak
Kountdown: One - DT away from being a contender for the Lesbos
Rundown: The Hedgehogs finally notched a win last week as the Battalion thought it was a good idea to write them off. Unfortunately for the Hedgehogs, Laredo can repeat that mistake and still scissor their way to victory.
The Final Kountdown: Laredo wins 31-13
Lincoln Navigators at Portland Aftershocks
Kountdown: 1 - more important regular season game for the Navs left already
Kountdown: 3 - weeks until Portland gets their only win of the season
Rundown: The Navs may be 2-2 right now, but they have had probably the toughest schedule of any USAPL team so far. At this point they might as well turn on basic AI and wait for the playoffs to start. The Aftershocks better surprise some teams or they're going to be moving down with WSI next year.
The Final Kountdown: Navs win 62-20
Edited by Mercaptopropyl on Aug 24, 2009 21:57:25
