The Kampfire is a hectic place at times, what with the supercomputer maintenace, smoking pot while discussing UFOs, and cannibalizing interns. So it's a relief when we get opportunities like this to kick back and drop some maths, on to the rankings:
1) Northwest Mighthawks - The inexorable march of the Mighthawks continues much to the dismay of the rest of GLB. Doom are the Mighthawks, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind.
2) Nashville Hounds - The Hounds were dropped in last week's Kampfire, and instead of bitching and moaning about like they used to do, they went out and kicked the crap out of the Wolfpack instead. Nice job guys.
3) Minnesota Marauders - Minnesota had their worst defensive showing of the year against the Spokane Privateers, and drop a spot as a result.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkerIZvWUBg
5) Laredo Lesbians - Hey, they beat SDD, and we sure as hell can't do that.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - We showed some signs of life today, even if Dravz did ruin my shutout I WILL JUMP ON THE STEVE RELOADED BANDWAGON IF YOU EVER PULL THIS SHIT ON ME AGAIN
7) Washington Wolfpack - With their players nearing retirement and running out of chances to reach the World League, the Wolfpack have hunkered down and are now apparently treating every regular season game like it was a playoff game.
8) Spokane Privateers - Welcome to USA Pro.
9) San Diego Demolition - Looks like the mild-mannered Lesbians got pretty fired up by MattMan's incessant trash-talking. Are those vultures I see in the distance?
10) Dread City Diabolicals - Improved center play has got the Dread City Diabolicals peaking at the right time.
11) Timpanogos Thunder - Disgraced USA AAA2 by losing to a AAA1 team. Goobers.
12) New Jersey Battalion - The other NJB is way better. No offense.
13) Carson City Cubes - Tied DDL and beat WSI. Putting these guys into the supercomputer felt like I was submitting a resume I wrote in crayon or something.
14) Portland Aftershocks - Putting the "special" in "special teams".
15) Chicago Hedgehogs - Still not buying it, WiSe|V|aN.
16) West Scranton Invaders - You lost to the Cubes!?!?! Are you guys even trying anymore?
1) Northwest Mighthawks - The inexorable march of the Mighthawks continues much to the dismay of the rest of GLB. Doom are the Mighthawks, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind.
2) Nashville Hounds - The Hounds were dropped in last week's Kampfire, and instead of bitching and moaning about like they used to do, they went out and kicked the crap out of the Wolfpack instead. Nice job guys.
3) Minnesota Marauders - Minnesota had their worst defensive showing of the year against the Spokane Privateers, and drop a spot as a result.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkerIZvWUBg
5) Laredo Lesbians - Hey, they beat SDD, and we sure as hell can't do that.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - We showed some signs of life today, even if Dravz did ruin my shutout I WILL JUMP ON THE STEVE RELOADED BANDWAGON IF YOU EVER PULL THIS SHIT ON ME AGAIN
7) Washington Wolfpack - With their players nearing retirement and running out of chances to reach the World League, the Wolfpack have hunkered down and are now apparently treating every regular season game like it was a playoff game.
8) Spokane Privateers - Welcome to USA Pro.
9) San Diego Demolition - Looks like the mild-mannered Lesbians got pretty fired up by MattMan's incessant trash-talking. Are those vultures I see in the distance?
10) Dread City Diabolicals - Improved center play has got the Dread City Diabolicals peaking at the right time.
11) Timpanogos Thunder - Disgraced USA AAA2 by losing to a AAA1 team. Goobers.
12) New Jersey Battalion - The other NJB is way better. No offense.
13) Carson City Cubes - Tied DDL and beat WSI. Putting these guys into the supercomputer felt like I was submitting a resume I wrote in crayon or something.
14) Portland Aftershocks - Putting the "special" in "special teams".
15) Chicago Hedgehogs - Still not buying it, WiSe|V|aN.
16) West Scranton Invaders - You lost to the Cubes!?!?! Are you guys even trying anymore?
The rest of us thought it might be a good idea not to wake up the Wolfpack after last year's ass whipping. 
