Sup folks. I went 7-1 week one, so that's proof that I'm reputable, ect... Btw, how about that asswooping of the east this season? Very nicely done guys with a 11-4-1 record against the lEastern conference.
Lesbians vs Demolition
Laredo destroyed a semi-gutted Richey. Due to competition I really still don't have a read on this team, and none of the stats impress me (not even their QB's 90% completion percentage) but in the end 1-0 is better than 0-1.
The Demolition on the other hand narrowly defeated the Mole Rats. Beo Wolf throw the go-ahead TD with 2:30 remaining to win the game to Anthony Welker. Welker, who has been thought of as past his prime, put up his best game in 3 seasons netting 130 yards and 3 TDs.
Prediction: Demolition 34-24
Marauders vs Privateers
The Marauders spanked Key West, proving that they are not yet ready for the big show. Any time your run game goes for 300+, you've probably had a good day.
The Privateers also started on a strong showing. Against a solid Slashers team they went into half-time up by 10. They then proceeded to outscore the Slashers 31-7 in the 2nd half. Someone has a coach who's good at either half time speech, or giving steroids out imo. I still don't feel they are in the Marauder's league however.
42-13 Marauders
Navigators vs Hedgehogs
The Navs came out with an extremely impressive win over OFG. Not to take away from the legend that is Riverboat, but the star of that game was new WR Maurice Macintosh (More Mac is how new nickname because I said so). The fastest player in GLB put up 3 TDs and 216 yards in his Pro debut.
To the contrary, the Hedgehogs were handled by the Gurupies in an unimpressive effort. My own homerism aside, they are going to have to come in much stronger week 2 in order to have a shot against the navs.
35-21 Navigators
Hounds vs Wolfpack
The Hounds had a solid win over NAN with a strong balanced offensive attack and a stingy defense.
The Wolfpack narrowly defeated their cross-town rival bullets, in a game where they were actually outgained by 70 yards.
Week 1 games aside, I still have to go with the pack until proven otherwise...
31-17 Wolfpack
Thunder vs Diabolicals
The thunder proved they can beat a freshly promoted team, while DCD proved that they cannot. Enough said.
35-15 Thunder
New Jersey vs KKR
New Jersey won a scrappy (read ugly) game over the Woodys, while KKR put up an equally unconvincing win over a weak Mice team. Though they were victorious, their run game looked bad and the legend Dravz showed an inability to get the ball to his receivers.
34-31 KKR since I like to go with the old school.
NWNH vs Aftershocks
The Northbest Mighthawks came out with an OT win over a very good team in Alpine, while the Aftershocks got spanked in their Pro debut. Gotta go with the birds here, since I'm not even sure what an aftershock is in football terms...
42-17 NWNH
Carson City Cubes vs WSI
How do you tie in USA Pro? The shit is insane.... WSI=lol though.
255-0 Cubes
Thats all I've got. Feel free to put tips in my jar, ect...
Lesbians vs Demolition
Laredo destroyed a semi-gutted Richey. Due to competition I really still don't have a read on this team, and none of the stats impress me (not even their QB's 90% completion percentage) but in the end 1-0 is better than 0-1.
The Demolition on the other hand narrowly defeated the Mole Rats. Beo Wolf throw the go-ahead TD with 2:30 remaining to win the game to Anthony Welker. Welker, who has been thought of as past his prime, put up his best game in 3 seasons netting 130 yards and 3 TDs.
Prediction: Demolition 34-24
Marauders vs Privateers
The Marauders spanked Key West, proving that they are not yet ready for the big show. Any time your run game goes for 300+, you've probably had a good day.
The Privateers also started on a strong showing. Against a solid Slashers team they went into half-time up by 10. They then proceeded to outscore the Slashers 31-7 in the 2nd half. Someone has a coach who's good at either half time speech, or giving steroids out imo. I still don't feel they are in the Marauder's league however.
42-13 Marauders
Navigators vs Hedgehogs
The Navs came out with an extremely impressive win over OFG. Not to take away from the legend that is Riverboat, but the star of that game was new WR Maurice Macintosh (More Mac is how new nickname because I said so). The fastest player in GLB put up 3 TDs and 216 yards in his Pro debut.
To the contrary, the Hedgehogs were handled by the Gurupies in an unimpressive effort. My own homerism aside, they are going to have to come in much stronger week 2 in order to have a shot against the navs.
35-21 Navigators
Hounds vs Wolfpack
The Hounds had a solid win over NAN with a strong balanced offensive attack and a stingy defense.
The Wolfpack narrowly defeated their cross-town rival bullets, in a game where they were actually outgained by 70 yards.
Week 1 games aside, I still have to go with the pack until proven otherwise...
31-17 Wolfpack
Thunder vs Diabolicals
The thunder proved they can beat a freshly promoted team, while DCD proved that they cannot. Enough said.
35-15 Thunder
New Jersey vs KKR
New Jersey won a scrappy (read ugly) game over the Woodys, while KKR put up an equally unconvincing win over a weak Mice team. Though they were victorious, their run game looked bad and the legend Dravz showed an inability to get the ball to his receivers.
34-31 KKR since I like to go with the old school.
NWNH vs Aftershocks
The Northbest Mighthawks came out with an OT win over a very good team in Alpine, while the Aftershocks got spanked in their Pro debut. Gotta go with the birds here, since I'm not even sure what an aftershock is in football terms...
42-17 NWNH
Carson City Cubes vs WSI
How do you tie in USA Pro? The shit is insane.... WSI=lol though.
255-0 Cubes
Thats all I've got. Feel free to put tips in my jar, ect...
