Well, seeing as there's not a lot going on in the forums except for retarded foreigners posting, figured we'd take the ol' supercomputer out for a test spin. Those of us at the Kampfire could rest on our laurels as the newly coronated kings of power rankings for USA Pro (now that that viking loser is long gone), but no, we have to maintain the same hunger and ferocity that got us to the top. Plus, we had at least two recruits tell us they signed with us because of our forum presence, so whores we shall remain. Without further ado, we bring to you the off-super-preseason Kamper Kampfire, on to the rankings:
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Where can you begin to describe a team of such majesty and grace? Every single second the Mighthawks exist in this game is a precious gift, god's sole gift to wretched humanity. The World League will no doubt be theirs as soon as they take care of business with their usual elegance here.
2) Washington Wolfpack - Unbelievable assortment of talent will eventually cause them to brute force their way into a championship game. You would think.
3) Minnesota Marauders - Meh. These guys are getting old.
4) Nashville Hounds - Can this be? Bort's neglected ragamuffins in the spot where everyone assumed WSI would be at this point? Better believe it, these guys are staring down a home playoff game.
5) Spokane Privateers - USA AAA2 champions riding a huge winning streak, no way these guys are missing the playoffs, am i rite mattman?
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Will probably squeak out another playoff bid unless Bort decides to nerf Dravz OH GOD I AM GIVING HIM IDEAS BAD TRACK.
7) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fwjox49Wk
8) Laredo Lesbians - Will probably win just enough to keep up their forum schtick, much to the dismay of USA Pro.
9) Carson City Cubes - wat
10) Portland Aftershocks - Probably not a bad team.
11) New Jersey Battalion - Are there even any teams left in AAA1?
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - This team deserves better.
13) San Diego Demolition - Will probably still beat Ketchikan.
14) Dread City Diabolicals - Goddamn AAA1 cranks out some shitty teams.
15) Texas Roughnecks - I thought you guys were merging with SDL or something, I count 11 players.
16) Timpanogos Thunder - LOL THANKS BORT.
Co-owner and DC of USA Pro Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Where can you begin to describe a team of such majesty and grace? Every single second the Mighthawks exist in this game is a precious gift, god's sole gift to wretched humanity. The World League will no doubt be theirs as soon as they take care of business with their usual elegance here.
2) Washington Wolfpack - Unbelievable assortment of talent will eventually cause them to brute force their way into a championship game. You would think.
3) Minnesota Marauders - Meh. These guys are getting old.
4) Nashville Hounds - Can this be? Bort's neglected ragamuffins in the spot where everyone assumed WSI would be at this point? Better believe it, these guys are staring down a home playoff game.
5) Spokane Privateers - USA AAA2 champions riding a huge winning streak, no way these guys are missing the playoffs, am i rite mattman?
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Will probably squeak out another playoff bid unless Bort decides to nerf Dravz OH GOD I AM GIVING HIM IDEAS BAD TRACK.
7) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fwjox49Wk
8) Laredo Lesbians - Will probably win just enough to keep up their forum schtick, much to the dismay of USA Pro.
9) Carson City Cubes - wat
10) Portland Aftershocks - Probably not a bad team.
11) New Jersey Battalion - Are there even any teams left in AAA1?
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - This team deserves better.
13) San Diego Demolition - Will probably still beat Ketchikan.
14) Dread City Diabolicals - Goddamn AAA1 cranks out some shitty teams.
15) Texas Roughnecks - I thought you guys were merging with SDL or something, I count 11 players.
16) Timpanogos Thunder - LOL THANKS BORT.
Co-owner and DC of USA Pro Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
Edited by Track6Track7 on Aug 6, 2009 22:08:40
