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Wrathius
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Thursday July 16, 2009

The Arizona Red Birds of Casual league 5 have announced they have hired sblast1919 as their new Defensive Cordinator to replace RyanReese. Sblast1919 has given a comment stating no one will score against the Red Birds under his watch.

It was reported RyanReese was found curled up in a ball shaking saying "make them stop make them stop to many run plays." Apparently he suffered a mental breakdown after facing Hongs Mushu Palace and Little Rock and Roll earlier and the season and was facing the Vancouver Vipers the next day. It should be said all 3 of these teams have ran the ball over everyone all season.

The Red Birds are continuing the health care package for RyanReese while he is in the mental ward and they hope he will have a full and complete recovery from the breakdown.
 
sblast1919
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no one will score against the Red Birds under my watch.
 
Loco Moco
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I just hope (for your sake) that's not you in your avatar.
 
Wrathius
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Why I am sure you can't look any better.
 
KingCheez
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Or worse
 
JoSCh
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It looks like that guy is posing for the picture with full knowledge that the only reason they are taking the picture is to mock him on the internet.
 
Loco Moco
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Originally posted by Wrathius
Why I am sure you can't look any better.


I am Tom Brady. My cleft chin and super model wife would disagree.
 
MGood030
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Hey Wrath-

Tell me the truth, did you cream your pants when you got the girl at the end of Mall Cop?
 
Frozen208
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Originally posted by Loco Moco
Originally posted by Wrathius

Why I am sure you can't look any better.


I am Tom Brady. My cleft chin and super model wife would disagree.


Yeah but your wife is not really hot, so I wouldn't brag about that...

The cleft chin on the other hand can talk.
 
Mr. Dumass
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Wrath, am I going to look like you when I get older?
 
vladykins
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Is that the Star Wars Kid 2.0?
 
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oh, sweet! neckbeard!
 
Mr. Dumass
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Wrath, seriously did the police take your mugshot at your house before they booked you on kiddie porn?

And is this the picture they took of your wife?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/520399801_3226823b86.jpg
 
Loco Moco
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Originally posted by Mr. Dumass
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/189/520399801_3226823b86.jpg


Well done Mr Dumass!

But I think you just enlarged the same image didn't you?


 
KingCheez
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This guy has been COP'd
 
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