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Aww hell.

The playoff brackets get turned on their heads.

Looks like them crazy LumberJacks got tired of dilly-dallyin around and bringin down young sapling after sapling. All this young wood is only good for makin pencils.

Over here in Austin, we're trying to build us a new porch. For that type of lumber, you gotta go after the "Legends" of the forest. Well we happened to run across an old established Redwood in Las Vegas that looked ideal.

Tree felled. Porch built. Party thrown.

You know them Texas folk, though, never satisfied. All the neighbors were gawking at the strippers Limas4sweed brought to the party. Looks like it's time for a fence.

Best fence wood I can think of is a well-rooted Oak over in Tucson. We took a swing at it in the regular season but broke our axes. Well we're back with new blades and stronger swings.

I've officially spray-painted the dreaded X on Tucson and we're about 30 hours out from Choppin-time.

TTTTTIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
Austin LumberJacks

YOUNG WOOD..LOL

And we partied like it was 1999.

I walk up in the party with the 100 baddest mofo strippers in the state of Texas all dressed in Lumberjack jersey dresses I see my boy Yastuckwit and dapz him up passing him two of my girls that like CB's.

Out the back door to the Party, a Texas sized big ass swimming pool with a BBQ pit the size of DKR Memorial stadium, because you know we do everything bigger in Texas. Strippers start hitting the water butt naked and I got BBQ ribs in one hand and a Legends helmet in my other one, one victim down and more to come. I look up in the sky and thank the football gods...

cause damn it feels good to be a LUMBERJACK!!!!!!!!

WR Greg "Damn IM Good" Timmons
Austin LumberJacks

Congratulations, the game was on our graduation weekend, and no one could reach computers. You guys just got lucky, next season we will crush you, and make it a massive blowout win, mark my words.

Originally posted by slowwber
Congratulations, the game was on our graduation weekend, and no one could reach computers. You guys just got lucky, next season we will crush you, and make it a massive blowout win, mark my words.
wednesday is a weekend?..No offense but your lack of logistical effort does not constitute any kind of credible excuse.Meaning Pre-plan better.I certainly hope your owner and GM werent among those that were not available on the biggest game of the season.That would not instill confidence if i was a player on the team and MY leaders gaffed off a Play-off game without any contingency planning.

Originally posted by Dogwar
Originally posted by slowwber

Congratulations, the game was on our graduation weekend, and no one could reach computers. You guys just got lucky, next season we will crush you, and make it a massive blowout win, mark my words.
wednesday is a weekend?..No offense but your lack of logistical effort does not constitute any kind of credible excuse.Meaning Pre-plan better.


I don't think the school they are graduating did a very good job. I'm pretty sure most kindergarteners know the days of the week and what a weekend is when they graduate.

limas, you better pass some of those bitches off to Rooster.. he was the hero afterall... ;-)

Originally posted by slowwber
Congratulations, the game was on our graduation weekend, and no one could reach computers. You guys just got lucky, next season we will crush you, and make it a massive blowout win, mark my words.

If this is what our education system is starting to produce, may God help us all. I feel as if my IQ dropped about 100 points after reading through that shit.

We'll be looking forward to seeing you next year, young wood.

Originally posted by slowwber
Congratulations, the game was on our graduation weekend, and no one could reach computers. You guys just got lucky, next season we will crush you, and make it a massive blowout win, mark my words.



Haha. Someone from the Legends needs to get over here quick and start doin some damage control. Sending this guy out as Team Rep is making a very talented team look foolish. Do GMs have the ability to censor their own players in public forums as well?

Hey Bort, throw the Legends a bone and hook em up with that option next season.

As for the foolhardy guarantee, I'm sure I can come up with some kind of gentleman's bet involving the public forum for next year's match-up. That is, if we're still in the same division.

As far as all the complaining goes about Silverymoon, I've got a solution. Yeah, maybe they should be in a higher division...blah, blah. The way I look at it, if you want to stop em, beat em.

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
Austin LumberJacks

Originally posted by Y2JLonghorn
limas, you better pass some of those bitches off to Rooster.. he was the hero afterall... ;-)

Rooster I have for you all the bitches wearing your jersey.... Damn you saved that game for us

I don't know what to think about the playoff game against the Lumberjacks. We should have won, but it seems like the underdogs had the upper-hand in the first round of the playoffs around the league. Oh well, Alex Casado had his best game of the season and is looking forward to running all over the Lumberjacks when we play again. Congratulations on your win. The team we played at the beginning of the season was completely different from the team played during the playoffs and I commend you guys for that.

Oh and in case you havent noticed, Slowwber is SLOW!!

A. Cas did pretty much ball all over us in that game - kudos on that WR. Unfortunately the rest of the team didn't do so well.

chopped another big oak down tonigh...

wooooooo

Originally posted by Y2JLonghorn
chopped another big oak down tonigh...

wooooooo

Wow, you guys are the real deal.

Big match in two days

Originally posted by FairForever
Originally posted by Y2JLonghorn

chopped another big oak down tonigh...

wooooooo

Wow, you guys are the real deal.

Big match in two days

Good luck and of course may the best team win and the other team play scrimmages