Warrior General Games

Hello all and welcome to your invitation to the annual Festival of Vikings! Bring your women and your personal belongings! We Vikings need to Rape and Pillage! It's time to dance with some Mother Effin Monkeys once again!

Schedule:

Morning: Start off with some pancakes rolled around some monkey links. We call em Csonka's in a Blanket.

Mid Morning: The Viking challenge begins: Battle 1: Axe throwing at special CV targets.

Lunch: Grilled Monkey Burgers with our FAMOUS special viking sauce. With sides of monkey rinds and fried bananas.

Afternoon: The Viking Challenge: Battle 2: The Deepest Cut - a competition where you plunge your sword into Merlin Olsen's fat ass as far as you can.

Dinner: The all time favorite Monkey Stew will warm your bodies to the core.

Evening: The Viking Challenge: Battle 3: Walk The Plank - a competition, where the object is to make as many monkeys walk the plank as possible within 1 minutes time.

Desert: Finish up your fun filled day with a tasty but somewhat grotesquely named, Spotted Drago. A desert we stole when we pillaged England.

It will be a great celebration come join us for the Festival of Vikings!

Special Viking sauce is bad for your eyes

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That guy is fuckin ridiculous! Windhoek handed us our asses I am afraid to say.... But this is the Monkeys and we will not be scorned again!

No bands this year? This festival is shit.

I'll be there and I'll bring a friend! lol

Originally posted by strikezone20
Special Viking sauce is bad for your eyes

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You can blame that on me. Im the STs coordinator haha. That was ridiculous though. He was literally running circles around our players on some plays haha.

But monkey stew time!

Originally posted by UCLABUCSFAN
Originally posted by strikezone20

Special Viking sauce is bad for your eyes

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You can blame that on me. Im the STs coordinator haha. That was ridiculous though. He was literally running circles around our players on some plays haha.

But monkey stew time!


No actually he's doin that to everyone. I swore to god it was a bug in our scrimmage but nope it's the real deal. He found the way to make a deadly return specialist.

Oooh the good and old Monkey Burger... always leave me a delicious taste... except for the last 2 seasons... >.>

Originally posted by Auris
Oooh the good and old Monkey Burger... always leave me a delicious taste... except for the last 2 seasons... >.>

Uh Auris have you ever been a part of any team that beat Monmouth EVER

MEM wins 51-13 !!!!


THATS RIGHT I SAID IT, YOU WANT SOME KADAFIT !!!

Originally posted by Buccs99
MEM wins 51-13 !!!!


THATS RIGHT I SAID IT, YOU WANT SOME KADAFIT !!!

Fuck your moddar! Fuck All Buccs, Buccs Suck Piece of shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqr3aM-oxc

NO U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dunT1_9XA

I would say the festival was a major failure as usual

Originally posted by coachviking
I would say the festival was a major failure as usual

+fuck your face.

Well once again The Vikings have been forced to use leftovers. Demolition meat was substituted for todays events... Fuck me.