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treygreen13
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Yes, that's right. All visitors to game 2 of the playoffs to see the Anchorage Vikings versus the Farkistan Squirrels can get a draft beer for a nickel! Other teams charge outrageous prices, but not the Squirrels!

Come watch us play! Bring a dollar and get everyone drunk! Bring two dollars and get the kids drunk! Bring 10 dollars and get your good for nothing alcoholic father drunk!

Limited time offer. The Farkistan Squirrels encourage sober driving. Offer only good at Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium.
 
Bigmo6967
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Hey I'm there. Do you still have the bring two midgets get the third free special or did that expire when the season ran out?
 
treygreen13
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Originally posted by Bigmo6967
Hey I'm there. Do you still have the bring two midgets get the third free special or did that expire when the season ran out?


We are no longer allowed to discuss that promotion on the advice of legal counsel. Any remaining... short people... can be turned in for full credit.
 
Shamus Otoole
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Its "little person" dick! "Short people" will offend the entire west pacific.
 
tannednikki
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I sooo hope they have some Hypnotiq at that game!
 
Firenze
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Best idea ever?
 
Hossmann
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Be careful, my friend. Booze is a powerful weapon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
 


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