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demonicangel
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May 28, 2008 17:53:22
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CHUCK NORRIS



Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has been dead for many years, but the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
China was once on the boarder of the United States until Chuck Norris round house kicked it to the other side of the earth.
Chuck Norris has a extra fist behind his beard.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer, and some of his sperm got on the floor, we know this trailer as Optimus Prime.
God once wanted to create the earth in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can delete the trash can on his computer.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
 
kenyon1977
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May 28, 2008 18:08:30
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Chuck Norris once got his ass handed to him by Herman Felthersnatch so the Punishers better beware,

LMAO
 
demonicangel
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May 28, 2008 18:11:08
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Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.
 
Also Banned
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May 28, 2008 18:40:38
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Originally posted by demonicangel
Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer.haha. great jokes.

 
Drewg81
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May 28, 2008 19:00:23
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How are two year old jokes supposed to help you beat Prague?

Get it together, concentrate, and beat them!
 
demonicangel
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May 28, 2008 19:09:02
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Originally posted by Drewg81
How are two year old jokes supposed to help you beat Prague?

Get it together, concentrate, and beat them!

lol were trying were trying
 
psychonaut
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May 28, 2008 19:28:32
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Chuck Norris rules!!!
 
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May 28, 2008 19:31:40
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Originally posted by Drewg81
How are two year old jokes supposed to help you beat Prague?

Get it together, concentrate, and beat them!
who said they are jokes? he is showing how great Chuck Norris is and how much he is going to help rape prague.... i hope
 
GoGetta
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May 28, 2008 20:15:43
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Real mature guys....


Oh and by the way.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
 
king_ar15
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May 28, 2008 20:29:39
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Those were good.. Hear this one??

Chuck Norris does not do push ups...

He pushes the earth down!!!

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear!!!
 
Cary_Stayner
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May 28, 2008 20:42:30
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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May 28, 2008 20:58:09
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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
 
Browns08
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May 28, 2008 21:01:39
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Chuck Norris doesnt hunt, hunting implies the chance of failure. Chuck Norris Kills.
 
demonicangel
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May 28, 2008 21:05:47
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Chuck Norris wears his ridged condoms inside out, for HIS own pleasure.
 
HoustonMark
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May 28, 2008 21:18:11
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Originally posted by demonicangel
Chuck Norris wears his ridged condoms inside out, for HIS own pleasure.

I'd never heard this one for Chuck, but I've been using it for myself for a number of years...good stuff
 
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