Wellz ma's and pa's, the Kountry Kamper is back jus for you! Ives don come back from my beautiful vacation in new New Orleans swamp, Zeke's gon on and passed Summer schoolin and Ma & Oinky have got bak into their soaps. Everything is in order and i think i can "officially" say, we are cooking with gas! But now i gots a fever, and the only know prescription for this said fever, is more RANKNS:
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- Tis it Blazing times yet? Who shall stop North Korean? And does Big shirley have a plumber? Why does i ask? Cause from what i don heards from Michael, the dog pound owner, she needs someone to come "lay the pipe down"!
2) Indianapolis Gurupies- Woooooowheeee! Theys don took a shit all-natural.
3) New Jersey Blaze- Special report from the sinkhole: NJB has beatin MeM. When asked whats next, blln4lyf said he is off to get some pie
3) Cincinnati Shockers- *dramatics pause*
5) Washington Slashers- Oh kurieg, Where Art Thou?
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- As granny use to say: "You can take a horse to water, but ya cant get him to drink, well unless youz a black woman and you got a bottle of glue"
7) Richey Royals- That Johnny boy sure nuff can play some ball
8) Washington Bullets- *Itis pick of the week*
9) Columbus Woodys- Looking strong, reminds me of when i firs wakes up in the morn. Then i gets Ma to play Paul Bunyan
10) Over The Rhine Red Dots- I aints good wit chemistry either.
11) Alpine Golfers- Looks up boys, you're punt team is #1 in my book.
12) Carolina Hammer- Props to zeke- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg&feature=related
13) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Masta Splinter would be upset!
14) Detroit Demon Lions- I started to daydream... You mays need to move cities though
15) Cleveland Bulbasaurs- I woulds like you to evolve now
16) Did i forget someone?
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- Tis it Blazing times yet? Who shall stop North Korean? And does Big shirley have a plumber? Why does i ask? Cause from what i don heards from Michael, the dog pound owner, she needs someone to come "lay the pipe down"!
2) Indianapolis Gurupies- Woooooowheeee! Theys don took a shit all-natural.
3) New Jersey Blaze- Special report from the sinkhole: NJB has beatin MeM. When asked whats next, blln4lyf said he is off to get some pie
3) Cincinnati Shockers- *dramatics pause*
5) Washington Slashers- Oh kurieg, Where Art Thou?
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- As granny use to say: "You can take a horse to water, but ya cant get him to drink, well unless youz a black woman and you got a bottle of glue"
7) Richey Royals- That Johnny boy sure nuff can play some ball
8) Washington Bullets- *Itis pick of the week*
9) Columbus Woodys- Looking strong, reminds me of when i firs wakes up in the morn. Then i gets Ma to play Paul Bunyan
10) Over The Rhine Red Dots- I aints good wit chemistry either.
11) Alpine Golfers- Looks up boys, you're punt team is #1 in my book.
12) Carolina Hammer- Props to zeke- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg&feature=related
13) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Masta Splinter would be upset!
14) Detroit Demon Lions- I started to daydream... You mays need to move cities though
15) Cleveland Bulbasaurs- I woulds like you to evolve now
16) Did i forget someone?
