Well gentlemen, it was an shocking day in USA Pro, with many thrills, spills, chills, and um, dills? Ketchikan brought in special guest speaker Ed Orgeron to talk about footbaw with the defense before they faced down the mighty The Tick, and it paid off in spades. Then there were some other games I didn't watch. Great stuff, on to the rankings:
1) Minnesota Marauders - Oh shit son, there's a new number 1 for the third time this season. Minnesota is pretty much going apeshit on the league right now, and the supercomputer recognizes them for it.
2) Washington Wolfpack - I don't get it, they put up 255 points in week 1, and haven't come anywhere close to that since. Damn RNG.
3) Lincoln Navigators - I don't like this team, mainly because their name contains the word "gators". http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/oscar-738354.bmp
4) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - De merchant got half de cotton, de boll weevil got de res'. Didn't leave de farmer's wife but one old cotton dress.
5) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - Kampfire favorite Honolulu unfortunately ran into the Minnesota buzzsaw today.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Yeah, you guys hating on our defense can kiss my ass.
7) Compton Vikings - This team is absolutely blowing people out when they aren't losing.
8) San Diego Demolition - You're still the best team in GLB in my heart guys.
9) Dread City Diabolicals - Sure, why not. Two wins, beat WSI, can't really put anyone else above them.
10) Texas Roughnecks - They'll always have a puncher's chance.
11) Nashville Hounds - With a big win today, I'm putting these guys over WSI because I think that's funny.
12) West Scranton Invaders - USA Pro, we're coming for you! "Fear the Invasion"
13) Chicago Hedgehogs - Goddammit, any of you AAA2 guys remember what that video game character was?
14) San Diego Lightning - Yikes.
15) NY-CA Ground Pounders - GROUND POUNDERS WIN HOLY SHIT DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
16) Parma Burglars - Adios.
1) Minnesota Marauders - Oh shit son, there's a new number 1 for the third time this season. Minnesota is pretty much going apeshit on the league right now, and the supercomputer recognizes them for it.
2) Washington Wolfpack - I don't get it, they put up 255 points in week 1, and haven't come anywhere close to that since. Damn RNG.
3) Lincoln Navigators - I don't like this team, mainly because their name contains the word "gators". http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/oscar-738354.bmp
4) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - De merchant got half de cotton, de boll weevil got de res'. Didn't leave de farmer's wife but one old cotton dress.
5) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - Kampfire favorite Honolulu unfortunately ran into the Minnesota buzzsaw today.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Yeah, you guys hating on our defense can kiss my ass.
7) Compton Vikings - This team is absolutely blowing people out when they aren't losing.
8) San Diego Demolition - You're still the best team in GLB in my heart guys.
9) Dread City Diabolicals - Sure, why not. Two wins, beat WSI, can't really put anyone else above them.
10) Texas Roughnecks - They'll always have a puncher's chance.
11) Nashville Hounds - With a big win today, I'm putting these guys over WSI because I think that's funny.
12) West Scranton Invaders - USA Pro, we're coming for you! "Fear the Invasion"
13) Chicago Hedgehogs - Goddammit, any of you AAA2 guys remember what that video game character was?
14) San Diego Lightning - Yikes.
15) NY-CA Ground Pounders - GROUND POUNDERS WIN HOLY SHIT DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
16) Parma Burglars - Adios.
