Theodore Tam, strong safety for Tokyo Daikaiju, guarantees a win in two days against the Chengdu Lightning. Said Tam, "The Lightning have an excellent offensive line, but they simply will be unable to penetrate our all-world secondary, or prevent a rushing attack led by Cyrus the Virus. My preparation for this game is pure contemplation of domination. I've been doing some research in between drinking Brawndo, the thirst mutilator. It's got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes. It's like a monster truck that you can pour into your face. Anyway, I noticed some weaknesses in their offensive attack. Get ready." While this reporter can not express an opinion either way, he can only say that you should get ready for a great game.
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