Ah, it was a much better week for the lolwest, as they improved on last week's win total against the East by notching a surprising eight wins this week. Intraconference play proved to be much more exciting than last week's snoozefest, and there have been some major shakeups in the rankings this week (not really.) Let's see what the Kampfire supercomputer has to say:
1) San Diego Demolition - Even more of a statment than their win over Parma was their startling 10-point win over the Sofia Spiders of EEPL. They place their spot as the top team in GLB on the line next week against Lincoln.
2) Washington Wolfpack - Weren't able to duplicate their astronomical win total from last week, scored a pedestrian 30 today and consequently drop back to second.
3) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - Was there an episode of the Family Guy where the evil monkey was in an Outback steakhouse, or is that the jimson weed I'm smoking?
4) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - Good news: Have allowed 9 points in two games. Bad news: 2 games were against promoted AAA1 teams, and there are SEA AA leagues that are tougher than that league apparently. Showdown with Ketchikan next week will be the Western Conference game of the week.
5) Minnesota Marauders - Honolulu has Tim Harper, Minnesota doesn't. Solves that question.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - What a shocker in Alaska (or wherever the hell the game was played)! Pierce Dravz, who stayed on the field for an extra hour after the Rebel Yell finalized their 0-16 season and vowed that he would someday return to USA Pro, is finally back as the top gunslinger in the league for now. Kurt Warner, eat your heart out.
7) Compton Vikings - Got caught looking past Ketchikan with the Marauders on the schedule next. Have to put them below Ketchikan due to head-to-head.
8) Lincoln Navigators - Have a win, unlike any of these chowderfuckers below them (no Dread City, Ground Pounders don't count.) Also, http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2009/03/13/2008856992.jpg
9) Texas Roughnecks - "Jenneh, Ah may not be uh smart mayen, but Ah know Ah'd give the Tick more than 8 carries. And Ah think Ah ruined yer robe!"
10) West Scranton Invaders - At least EastBayFunk is in here posting now because of your losses, because he's hilarious.
11) San Diego Lightning - Shit, we play them in two weeks, so I better start slowly sliding them up. NOTE TO SELF RECORDED.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Meh, I like them.
13) Dread City Diabolicals - HOLY SHIT WE WON EVEN IT IF WAS THE GROUND POUNDERS!!! DO WE STILL GET PIZZA COACH?
14) Nashville Hounds - Meh, any and all drama involving this team is stupid and makes my head hurt.
15) Parma Burglars - More like "Pants Burglars". [This again? Fuck you supercomputer.]
16) NY-CA Ground Pounders - Couldn't afford to lose that one.
1) San Diego Demolition - Even more of a statment than their win over Parma was their startling 10-point win over the Sofia Spiders of EEPL. They place their spot as the top team in GLB on the line next week against Lincoln.
2) Washington Wolfpack - Weren't able to duplicate their astronomical win total from last week, scored a pedestrian 30 today and consequently drop back to second.
3) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - Was there an episode of the Family Guy where the evil monkey was in an Outback steakhouse, or is that the jimson weed I'm smoking?
4) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - Good news: Have allowed 9 points in two games. Bad news: 2 games were against promoted AAA1 teams, and there are SEA AA leagues that are tougher than that league apparently. Showdown with Ketchikan next week will be the Western Conference game of the week.
5) Minnesota Marauders - Honolulu has Tim Harper, Minnesota doesn't. Solves that question.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - What a shocker in Alaska (or wherever the hell the game was played)! Pierce Dravz, who stayed on the field for an extra hour after the Rebel Yell finalized their 0-16 season and vowed that he would someday return to USA Pro, is finally back as the top gunslinger in the league for now. Kurt Warner, eat your heart out.
7) Compton Vikings - Got caught looking past Ketchikan with the Marauders on the schedule next. Have to put them below Ketchikan due to head-to-head.
8) Lincoln Navigators - Have a win, unlike any of these chowderfuckers below them (no Dread City, Ground Pounders don't count.) Also, http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2009/03/13/2008856992.jpg
9) Texas Roughnecks - "Jenneh, Ah may not be uh smart mayen, but Ah know Ah'd give the Tick more than 8 carries. And Ah think Ah ruined yer robe!"
10) West Scranton Invaders - At least EastBayFunk is in here posting now because of your losses, because he's hilarious.
11) San Diego Lightning - Shit, we play them in two weeks, so I better start slowly sliding them up. NOTE TO SELF RECORDED.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Meh, I like them.
13) Dread City Diabolicals - HOLY SHIT WE WON EVEN IT IF WAS THE GROUND POUNDERS!!! DO WE STILL GET PIZZA COACH?
14) Nashville Hounds - Meh, any and all drama involving this team is stupid and makes my head hurt.
15) Parma Burglars - More like "Pants Burglars". [This again? Fuck you supercomputer.]
16) NY-CA Ground Pounders - Couldn't afford to lose that one.
