Holy shit guys, I was busy updating our team Twitter presence (shameless plug: http://twitter.com/KetchikanKamper - follow us now!) and realized that now that the preseason is over, it's time to break out another Kampfire! We've seen many comings and goings, a dear friend has departed, and I rubbed one out to House fan fiction. But you don't care about that (maybe you do, PM me if so 
), you autistic monkeys just want to argue about how I got 11 and 12 backwards. So on to the rankings!
1) San Diego Demolition - The Demolition left no doubt that they are the top team in all of GLB with their unsurprising romp through the preseason. The question at this point is not whether they'll win the league, but whether they'll be scored upon along the way.
2) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - The Monkeys jump up into the two slot this week by virtue of not losing to a loleast team by 58.
3) Washington Wolfpack - This is USA Pro goddammit- you will try in scrimmages or risk facing the wrath of the Kampfire supercomputer (which is being replaced, thanks to someone leaking the schematics.)
4) Minnesota Marauders - These guys complained the most [well in all fairness, it was more of a tepid "fuck you Track"] about their ranking after last edition, so I'm moving them way up so no one's feelings get hurt. Plus, they're p good imo.
5) Lincoln Navigators - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KQrzu49QeRs/SUGCAMQchfI/AAAAAAAAAt0/c_sBZy9HhPI/s320/300px-GrandpaGrouch.jpg
6) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - They've got a lot of wang. [*crickets*]
7) Compton Vikings - Went toe-to-toe with the mighty Washington Bullets for three quarters. That's worth a playoff spot.
8) Texas Roughnecks - Will revisit after chemistry improves. Fart.
9) San Diego Lightning - Team insiders are whispering that recently born-again Nick Stonehenge is causing a rift in the locker room, as the players fight over whether to play christian rock or rap in the weight room.
10) West Scranton Invaders - USA! USA! Go fuck a roo! [I kid, you blokes are alright.]
11) NY-CA Ground Pounders - Spreadsheet darlings NY-CA are returning to their USA A5 form.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Hedgehogs win!
13) Parma Burglars - 3-0 offseason has these guys pumped for avoiding relegation.
14) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Probably would have dropped to 16 if not for a win over the Fragile Porcelain Mice.
15) Dread City Diabolicals - These guys aren't bad.
16) Nashville Hounds - Preseason wins over OTR and NAN have these guys pumped, they just have to prove they can do it when it counts.
), you autistic monkeys just want to argue about how I got 11 and 12 backwards. So on to the rankings!1) San Diego Demolition - The Demolition left no doubt that they are the top team in all of GLB with their unsurprising romp through the preseason. The question at this point is not whether they'll win the league, but whether they'll be scored upon along the way.
2) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - The Monkeys jump up into the two slot this week by virtue of not losing to a loleast team by 58.
3) Washington Wolfpack - This is USA Pro goddammit- you will try in scrimmages or risk facing the wrath of the Kampfire supercomputer (which is being replaced, thanks to someone leaking the schematics.)
4) Minnesota Marauders - These guys complained the most [well in all fairness, it was more of a tepid "fuck you Track"] about their ranking after last edition, so I'm moving them way up so no one's feelings get hurt. Plus, they're p good imo.
5) Lincoln Navigators - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KQrzu49QeRs/SUGCAMQchfI/AAAAAAAAAt0/c_sBZy9HhPI/s320/300px-GrandpaGrouch.jpg
6) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - They've got a lot of wang. [*crickets*]
7) Compton Vikings - Went toe-to-toe with the mighty Washington Bullets for three quarters. That's worth a playoff spot.
8) Texas Roughnecks - Will revisit after chemistry improves. Fart.
9) San Diego Lightning - Team insiders are whispering that recently born-again Nick Stonehenge is causing a rift in the locker room, as the players fight over whether to play christian rock or rap in the weight room.
10) West Scranton Invaders - USA! USA! Go fuck a roo! [I kid, you blokes are alright.]
11) NY-CA Ground Pounders - Spreadsheet darlings NY-CA are returning to their USA A5 form.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Hedgehogs win!
13) Parma Burglars - 3-0 offseason has these guys pumped for avoiding relegation.
14) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Probably would have dropped to 16 if not for a win over the Fragile Porcelain Mice.
15) Dread City Diabolicals - These guys aren't bad.
16) Nashville Hounds - Preseason wins over OTR and NAN have these guys pumped, they just have to prove they can do it when it counts.
