Howdy der! Its been a long and bumpy road but we's done made it! All right boys, set up the RV, get them generators goin, we got some work to do. Now i knows you uppity westerns think you are the pig's mud and all, but over here in the east, we's as cool as a summer breeze, under tree, sucking down some lemon squeeze, and if you're me, give your ol lady the finger tease! Oinky, get me's my read glasses, i gots a power rankins to do.
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- These boys got football in they blood! I heard this season they will be sendn a question ballot round and ask which of their 4 running backs you want them to stuff down you pants. I wants that biggn girl down mine
2) Cincinnati Shockers- Well i've never been to this so called Cincinnati, but i know what the shocker is, and if a team is willin to do 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink, well... They are alright in my book
3) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Ma, come look at this boy on the imagebox! Iz figure, if you can make a movie bouts yourself, you must be good at what a do. ex: Jenna Jameson
4) Indianapolis Gurupies- Gurupies, is this like a groupie in Indianapolis?
5) Alpine Golfers- Now my son zeke told me, that there tiger woods could bench press 420 lb. Now if that darky can do that, think of what white golfers can do!
6) Washington Slashers- Sometimes, really good things come in smell, nasty packages, like kurieg or old, dirty women of the night.
7) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- R-rated Kansas has to be good right? Naturally i guess...
8) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- AA --> Pro is a big jump, but i know some guys who grew up South Otto, so i feel they can squeak on in if they try there darndest.
9) Carolina Hammer- Good ol Hammers. Gods gift to the man after he punished us with woman.
10) New Jersey Blaze- It takes a while for the bonfire to get a goin, but when it does, watchout.
11) Richey Royals- They did beat the gamblers, am i right?
12) Cleveland Buckeyes- Wait, is Cleveland in Ohio?
13) Washington Bullets- Im more of a musket type of man
14) Columbus Woodys- I feel a turnaround for them, or it could be the pig feed i ate earlier.
15) Detroit Demon Lions- Detroit seems to have a problem with Lions
16) Pittsburgh Steel- As Ma use to say: "GM's dont make the team, players make the team." But what does she know, she's a woman.
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- These boys got football in they blood! I heard this season they will be sendn a question ballot round and ask which of their 4 running backs you want them to stuff down you pants. I wants that biggn girl down mine
2) Cincinnati Shockers- Well i've never been to this so called Cincinnati, but i know what the shocker is, and if a team is willin to do 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink, well... They are alright in my book
3) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Ma, come look at this boy on the imagebox! Iz figure, if you can make a movie bouts yourself, you must be good at what a do. ex: Jenna Jameson
4) Indianapolis Gurupies- Gurupies, is this like a groupie in Indianapolis?
5) Alpine Golfers- Now my son zeke told me, that there tiger woods could bench press 420 lb. Now if that darky can do that, think of what white golfers can do!
6) Washington Slashers- Sometimes, really good things come in smell, nasty packages, like kurieg or old, dirty women of the night.
7) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- R-rated Kansas has to be good right? Naturally i guess...
8) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- AA --> Pro is a big jump, but i know some guys who grew up South Otto, so i feel they can squeak on in if they try there darndest.
9) Carolina Hammer- Good ol Hammers. Gods gift to the man after he punished us with woman.
10) New Jersey Blaze- It takes a while for the bonfire to get a goin, but when it does, watchout.
11) Richey Royals- They did beat the gamblers, am i right?
12) Cleveland Buckeyes- Wait, is Cleveland in Ohio?
13) Washington Bullets- Im more of a musket type of man
14) Columbus Woodys- I feel a turnaround for them, or it could be the pig feed i ate earlier.
15) Detroit Demon Lions- Detroit seems to have a problem with Lions
16) Pittsburgh Steel- As Ma use to say: "GM's dont make the team, players make the team." But what does she know, she's a woman.
