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Wylker
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I AM VERY SORRY THAT MY POST MADE YOUR ANUS HURT SO MUCH

IF YOU WANT I WILL FIND A LUBE COMPANY TO SPONSOR YOU SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE YOUR INTELLECTUAL RAPE FROM ME A LITTLE BETTER NEXT TIME.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE BEING GIGANTIC FAGGOTS, I AM SURE THAT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE LOVES YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SOME OF THE DUMBEST SHIT STAINS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF MY COMMENTS OUT OF CONTEXT, AS I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO UNDERESTIMATE THE UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF DISDAIN I HAVE FOR YOU OR THE PITY I HAVE FOR YOUR FAMILIES FOR BEING SHACKLED TO YOU. BUT HELL THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST AS SHIT AS YOU SO MAYBE THAT PITY IS UNDESERVED.

THAT IS ALL

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME - THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE COALITION TO STOP AMAZINGLY SHITTY POSTERS FROM CONTINUING TO EXIST
 
Wylker
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PS. SORRY JRRY I JUST LOOKED AND ITS JRRY32 NOT 28, BUT REALLY WHO CARES
 
Wylker
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SOME OF YOU MAY WONDER WHY I TYPED IN ALL CAPS


AND I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING OF TYPING "CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL" BECAUSE OH FUCK THAT SHIT ON 4CHAN IS FUNNY AND ORIGINAL AND NOT FROM 8 YEARS AGO.

ANYWAY, LITTLE KIDS ALWAYS LEARN THEIR CAPITAL LETTERS FIRST AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T EXCEED THE INTELLECTUAL ABILITY OF MY TARGET AUDIENCE
 
Wylker
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T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-E-E-E-E--E-E-E COMBO
 
GhostMachine
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Something tells me you were over-circumcised as a kid.
 
GhostMachine
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Also, I want my own thread.l
 
strikezone20
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Caps are for cool kids, making untouchable a cool kid.
 
Wylker
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Originally posted by pitchkid20
Caps are for cool kids, making untouchable a cool kid.


reading is for smart kids, pitchkid evidently doesn't fall into this category
 
Wylker
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Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Something tells me you were over-circumcised as a kid.


See, whenever fat stupid people start feeling over matched in the intelligence department, they go right for penis jokes.

I mean, if that's what you've got you should use it, but it kind of leaves you exposed =/
 
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Originally posted by Untouchable
I AM VERY SORRY THAT MY POST MADE YOUR ANUS HURT SO MUCH

IF YOU WANT I WILL FIND A LUBE COMPANY TO SPONSOR YOU SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE YOUR INTELLECTUAL RAPE FROM ME A LITTLE BETTER NEXT TIME.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE BEING GIGANTIC FAGGOTS, I AM SURE THAT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE LOVES YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SOME OF THE DUMBEST SHIT STAINS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF MY COMMENTS OUT OF CONTEXT, AS I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO UNDERESTIMATE THE UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF DISDAIN I HAVE FOR YOU OR THE PITY I HAVE FOR YOUR FAMILIES FOR BEING SHACKLED TO YOU. BUT HELL THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST AS SHIT AS YOU SO MAYBE THAT PITY IS UNDESERVED.

THAT IS ALL

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME - THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE COALITION TO STOP AMAZINGLY SHITTY POSTERS FROM CONTINUING TO EXIST


tl;dr
 
23yrwej
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ZOMG I CAN TYPE IN CAPS TOO. LOOK HOW COOL I AM. GO HANGOUT WITH YOUR LOSER CPL FRIENDS AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET. ALSO STOP FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND BREAKING ALL THE MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE I POINTED OUT THE FACT THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A LOVECHILD OF GARY BUSEY AND A HORSE. GO TAKE YOUR DAD'S 9MM OUT OF THE CABINENT IN HIS OFFICE, TURN OFF THE SAFETY, STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER. IT WILL DO THE WORLD AND YOURSELF A FAVOR SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE AS A PERSON THAT FELL OUT OF THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH DOWN WITH THE IQ OF A SMALL RODENT.
 
Chop_Lobster
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Man, your shit gets old fast
 
kr0n
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WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
 
Wylker
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Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
Man, your shit gets old fast


see jrry? even the people around you are tired of your shit
 
23yrwej
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Originally posted by kr0n
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?


EVIDENTLY IT MAKES YOU COOL.
 
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