Yes ladies and gentlemen you are all invited to the 2nd Annual Festival of Vikings. You know it might not last long and some of you have never had a taste of it but the specialty of the Vikings will be there.
MONKEY STEW!!!
Yes that's right it's that time of the year again. The Festival will take place all day Tuesday. Don't miss out on the Monkey Stew it's the best tasting stew since grandma's hamburger/vegetable stew. A little pinch of Csonka, a shake of Pawar, and a whole lot of Drago goes into the stew. Add a lot of Tomatoes, McRotch stock, salt and pepper, and a good portion of sugar because you know these monkeys aren't sweet and can be very bitter.
It should be a great day of festivities. Bring your ladies so the vikings can pillage and rape them and get in FREE!
MONKEY STEW!!!
Yes that's right it's that time of the year again. The Festival will take place all day Tuesday. Don't miss out on the Monkey Stew it's the best tasting stew since grandma's hamburger/vegetable stew. A little pinch of Csonka, a shake of Pawar, and a whole lot of Drago goes into the stew. Add a lot of Tomatoes, McRotch stock, salt and pepper, and a good portion of sugar because you know these monkeys aren't sweet and can be very bitter.
It should be a great day of festivities. Bring your ladies so the vikings can pillage and rape them and get in FREE!






























