Most likely in all of SEAPro. The rest of you suck and pale in comparison. I would make a thread about how I am the best returner, but that is too blatantly obvious to even bring up. I mean, I deserve my own shrine, forum, and titty bar.
I am pretty damn sure just about every woman in the world watches me returning kicks while she masturbates. As a matter of fact, they masturbate so often when they watch me return kicks they wind up blown out. So blown out they then have to use a football signed by none other than CelticRaider himself to masturbate. The orgasm has been known to be so intense, the average life expectancy of females has dropped 10 years nationwide due to all the heart attacks.
Enough about me though, Tank is better than the rest of you. You all suck. I'm great. Fuck you.
I am pretty damn sure just about every woman in the world watches me returning kicks while she masturbates. As a matter of fact, they masturbate so often when they watch me return kicks they wind up blown out. So blown out they then have to use a football signed by none other than CelticRaider himself to masturbate. The orgasm has been known to be so intense, the average life expectancy of females has dropped 10 years nationwide due to all the heart attacks.
Enough about me though, Tank is better than the rest of you. You all suck. I'm great. Fuck you.






























