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CelticRaider
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Most likely in all of SEAPro. The rest of you suck and pale in comparison. I would make a thread about how I am the best returner, but that is too blatantly obvious to even bring up. I mean, I deserve my own shrine, forum, and titty bar.

I am pretty damn sure just about every woman in the world watches me returning kicks while she masturbates. As a matter of fact, they masturbate so often when they watch me return kicks they wind up blown out. So blown out they then have to use a football signed by none other than CelticRaider himself to masturbate. The orgasm has been known to be so intense, the average life expectancy of females has dropped 10 years nationwide due to all the heart attacks.

Enough about me though, Tank is better than the rest of you. You all suck. I'm great. Fuck you.
 
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Originally posted by sirallan
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You wouldn't know him. He plays for the best team in Singapore.
 
DubsOnD
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I love how people keep jumping in this forum making the Cobras look better and better!

(edit) BTW, you don't own Tank, this guy does http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=31966 .... multi?
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CelticRaider
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The Cobras looked great "holding" Tank to 200 all purpose yards. You guys are real world beaters.
 
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Originally posted by DubsOnD
I love how people keep jumping in this forum making the Cobras look better and better!

(edit) BTW, you don't own Tank, this guy does http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=31966 .... multi?


He is my teammate shit for brains.
 
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Originally posted by CelticRaider
You wouldn't know him. He plays for the best team in Singapore.


rofl.
any time you want to send over a scrim we will be more than happy to hand tank and celtic a beat down.
 
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that's like being the best tuba player in idaho.
 
teamriots
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I don't know about the rest of the league, but I do know Tank has been a complete badass.

I think Celtic should just shutup, though, because the less you talk about it, the more people overlook it

Let everyone else think they are great, that way they don't even try against us!

As for Celtic the return man... he's easily the best there is. It's pretty awesome being able to score points on special teams!
 
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Originally posted by sirallan
Originally posted by CelticRaider

You wouldn't know him. He plays for the best team in Singapore.


rofl.
any time you want to send over a scrim we will be more than happy to hand tank and celtic a beat down.


http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471787&pbp_id=18879838

I feel so beat down. It's real rough on the ego taking them to the house.
 
CelticRaider
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Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
that's like being the best tuba player in idaho.


Or the best skin flute player in East St Louis.
 
teamriots
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Originally posted by DubsOnD
I love how people keep jumping in this forum making the Cobras look better and better!

(edit) BTW, you don't own Tank, this guy does http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=31966 .... multi?


Well, we pretty much dominated you guys by controlling the ball for 41 minutes of our game and finishing up on the goal line with a kneel down. Not sure what that comment was supposed to mean, because from over here it looks like the Cobras are struggling. Beating the 14th and 16th ranked teams isn't exactly cause for celebration
 
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Originally posted by CelticRaider
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471787&pbp_id=18879838

I feel so beat down. It's real rough on the ego taking them to the house.


A scrim after the season ended... mad props dude.
I put mad time into scouting that game and had my best effort!
 
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Originally posted by sirallan
Originally posted by CelticRaider

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471787&pbp_id=18879838

I feel so beat down. It's real rough on the ego taking them to the house.


A scrim after the season ended... mad props dude.
I put mad time into scouting that game and had my best effort!


Yeah, I am sure you game plan your kick coverage.
 
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Originally posted by CelticRaider
Originally posted by sirallan

Originally posted by CelticRaider


You wouldn't know him. He plays for the best team in Singapore.


rofl.
any time you want to send over a scrim we will be more than happy to hand tank and celtic a beat down.


http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=471787&pbp_id=18879838

I feel so beat down. It's real rough on the ego taking them to the house.


Good call Celtic. I knew we already beat those guys, but couldn't remember when it went down. I'm sure we'll get another shot at each other before the season is over.

One good thing is that both Singapore teams are quality teams... *cough*Hong Kong*cough*
 
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