Las Vegas—Sources within the GLB's competition committee tentativelty confirmed Saturday that, according to their preliminary analysis of statistics compiled during Saturday's Las Vegas/Richey game, the previously winless Royals did indeed score more points than the Gamblers and therefore must officially be declared the winner. "Further review is in order, up to and including watching a full recording of the game, if in fact any broadcaster bothered to make one," commissioner Bort told disbelieving reporters late Saturday night. "Still, the smattering of eyewitness accounts we have collected, including several from officials in attendance, seem to bear out reports of a Royals victory." The Gamblers organization has thus far refused comment on the issue, but say they will dutifully comply with any decision reached by the league "no matter how outrageous."
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