Warrior General Games

Caveat - I'm pulling this out of my ass. I don;t have the time to scout everyone's team and their opponent's team and then try to come up with a real game prediction. I'm just looking at record, chemistry, previous game performance and maybe 'strength of schedule' counting the pre-season games. And even that sounds too complex for me to do in a short amount of time before the games actually sim.

Eastern Conference: http://goallineblitz.com/game/league.pl?league_id=41&conference_id=82&playoffs=0

Note, games are not listed at the time of the creation of these predictions so I am going down the list and listing the games from the present top seed to the bottom.

Game #1 - Chinese Bandits (3-0) v Saint Louis Knights (#5 2-1) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1580&team2=1591 -- Knights vs Bandis is a classical matchup. The knights on their steeds all shiny and noble against the hairy, smelly bastards (Mongols most likely in this case) with guerrilla tactics. Because these bandits are Chinese, meaning there are just too many of them, I believe numerical superiority will win out. 30-24 Bandits.

Game #2 - New York Mustangs (3-0) v "Quick Stop" Clerks (#9 1-2) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1773&team2=1430 -- All the talk about Oral Sex has messed with their heads and kept the Clerks distracted. Donkey show memories will further keep their minds elsewhere and so the Mustangs and their ass-less chaps wearing riders are going to ride all over the hapless convenience store workers. Mustangs 61-17.

Game #3 - Dalton Dragons (3-0) v Cleveland Kardiak Kids (#11 1-2) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=1589&team2=1229 -- I'm not positive Dalton will be keeping their perfect record this season, but they won't be losing it to Cleveland. The Kardiak Kids showed signs of life last week, but will need to be wheeled back into the ICU this week. 42-13 Dalton.

Game #4 - Atlantic City Aces (2-1) v Enterprise Venom (#6 2-1) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=758&team2=1718 -- While the Venom has a stron rushing attack, the Aces have a stronger one and a better defense. Expect the Aces to deal themselves the winning hand 30-27.

Game #5 - Toronto Arctic Wolves (#7 2-1) v Detroit Dominators (#16 0-3) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=61&team2=1263 -- oronto stays in the wolf pack of winners in destroying the Detroi Dominated. 87-3 Toronto.

Game #6 - Jacksonville Canaries (#8 1-2) v Chicago LMG Accountabillibuddies (#10 1-2) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=52&team2=784 -- The Canaries are one mean group of angry little yellow birds. I believe they are going to bounce back from their loss against the venom and take this game. Canaries 35-20.

Game #7 - Pennsylvania Steagles (#12 0-3) v American Cardinals (#14 0-3) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=383&team2=856 -- The rust belt warriors are going to wake up this week and pollute the skies with passes, choking the valiant Cardinals. 76-20 Steagles.

Game #8 - Biggold Brawlers (#13 0-3) v Houston Oil Rig Workers (#15 0-3) -- http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=91&team2=726 -- In he battle for the trash heap, the Bigold Brawlers will come out behind. Oil Riggers get their first win of the season 27-20.

No ego's were bruised in the writing of this preview. Its purely for fun and not done with any malice or intent to dis your team in any way. I'm pulling shit out of my ass just for entertainment purposes, but if it somehow inspires your loldots, feel free to post it on your respective locker room walls

Still going against us? Hmmm. I guess we will have to prove ourselves again this year

I looked into the game. the Bandits are a really well coached team and they are playing beyond their levels. I tried to find a way to call i for you but I think the Bandits have the edge. You're going to have your hands full.

Originally posted by Enkidu98
I looked into the game. the Bandits are a really well coached team and they are playing beyond their levels. I tried to find a way to call i for you but I think the Bandits have the edge. You're going to have your hands full.

I'd like to think so.

I think our game will be close and exciting. I am interested in looking at this game closely, because I think our team hasnt been challenged too much as of yet. I am fired up for this none the less, and wish good luck... but not too much to our opponents

also, I like the double entendres... keep em coming enkidu!

Originally posted by bhylton
Originally posted by Enkidu98

I looked into the game. the Bandits are a really well coached team and they are playing beyond their levels. I tried to find a way to call i for you but I think the Bandits have the edge. You're going to have your hands full.

I'd like to think so.


Im excited for it. should be an interesting matchup

Hopefully we can rebound after our first loss, let's go Wolves.

Man, I need to get this thing turned around fast.

Originally posted by bankybruce
Man, I need to get this thing turned around fast.

Hey we were glad to hand our old BBB #4 buddies a loss

GG bandits. Came right down to the end there. Should see you guys in the playoffs

Originally posted by stlramsfan14
Originally posted by bankybruce

Man, I need to get this thing turned around fast.

Hey we were glad to hand our old BBB #4 buddies a loss

I felt you would win, but I have not idea what happened with that score. I am doing a make over as we speak, so you are lucky you got us early.

Enkidu98 - I love your predictions.

Game #1 - Chinese Bandits (3-0) v Saint Louis Knights (#5 2-1) -- 30-24 Bandits. (Spot on, but wrong winner)
Game #2 - New York Mustangs (3-0) v "Quick Stop" Clerks (#9 1-2) -- Mustangs 61-17. (Clerks score more than expected but Mustangs win as predicted)
Game #3 - Dalton Dragons (3-0) v Cleveland Kardiak Kids (#11 1-2) -- 42-13 Dalton. (Kardiac Kids stop hearts in Dalton)
Game #4 - Atlantic City Aces (2-1) v Enterprise Venom (#6 2-1) -- Aces 30-27. (Aces run all over Venom)
Game #5 - Toronto Arctic Wolves (#7 2-1) v Detroit Dominators (#16 0-3) -- 87-3 Toronto. (Toronto doubles up the prediction)
Game #6 - Jacksonville Canaries (#8 1-2) v Chicago LMG Accountabillibuddies (#10 1-2) -- Canaries 35-20. (Someone was held accountable by his buddy. Whata game)
Game #7 - Pennsylvania Steagles (#12 0-3) v American Cardinals (#14 0-3) -- 76-20 Steagles. (Steagles win better than expected)
Game #8 - Biggold Brawlers (#13 0-3) v Houston Oil Rig Workers (#15 0-3) -- Riggers 27-20. (Riggers haver Rigger Mortis)

Wow, some big upsets and close games. only 5-3 this week. overall is 19-5. Still not bad, but wow, some of these were crazy games.

Originally posted by Enkidu98
Game #1 - Chinese Bandits (3-0) v Saint Louis Knights (#5 2-1) -- 30-24 Bandits. (Spot on, but wrong winner)
Game #2 - New York Mustangs (3-0) v "Quick Stop" Clerks (#9 1-2) -- Mustangs 61-17. (Clerks score more than expected but Mustangs win as predicted)
Game #3 - Dalton Dragons (3-0) v Cleveland Kardiak Kids (#11 1-2) -- 42-13 Dalton. (Kardiac Kids stop hearts in Dalton)
Game #4 - Atlantic City Aces (2-1) v Enterprise Venom (#6 2-1) -- Aces 30-27. (Aces run all over Venom)
Game #5 - Toronto Arctic Wolves (#7 2-1) v Detroit Dominators (#16 0-3) -- 87-3 Toronto. (Toronto doubles up the prediction)
Game #6 - Jacksonville Canaries (#8 1-2) v Chicago LMG Accountabillibuddies (#10 1-2) -- Canaries 35-20. (Someone was held accountable by his buddy. Whata game)
Game #7 - Pennsylvania Steagles (#12 0-3) v American Cardinals (#14 0-3) -- 76-20 Steagles. (Steagles win better than expected)
Game #8 - Biggold Brawlers (#13 0-3) v Houston Oil Rig Workers (#15 0-3) -- Riggers 27-20. (Riggers haver Rigger Mortis)

Wow, some big upsets and close games. only 5-3 this week. overall is 19-5. Still not bad, but wow, some of these were crazy games.


Ya told you not to vote against us

Originally posted by stlramsfan14
GG bandits. Came right down to the end there. Should see you guys in the playoffs


Well played. I hope we can get yall in the playoffs. Good luck the rest of the way.