While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
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I'm assuming that was an attempt at humor? Or should I say failed attempt at humor?
Last edited May 21, 2008 11:16:58
jawzmyster
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Fun because? C'mon now! You can't leave us hanging like that.
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Originally posted by NSchmidt10
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
This from the grown man who has a naked rapper as an avatar.......
Now this is what really happened...... He walks into the locker room with a pink Patriots Jersey on looking for our OC/DC when he is greeted by a naked stripper with size 38 d breasts and a "I LOVE THE LUMBERJACKS" thong on... she batted her eyes at him and he turned away, he is not used to attention from a woman without facial hair and an adams apple.
He asked for our Owners office and when he arrived at the door he peeks in and sees BigPump a*k*a Charlie Darkness both one and the same with two of the patriots cheerleaders one bent over the desk screaming out Patriot plays and the other one on the floor humming the National Anthem...use your imagination as to where she was humming it at. He was apalled by all of the Heterosexuality going on in our locker room so he drops there game tape on the floor and leaves without our tapes rushing from the stadium.... which is why there ass is in trouble tomorrow night
Signed,
Greg " IM GOING TO HAVE 100 YARDS RECEIVING TOMORROW" Timmons
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
This from the grown man who has a naked rapper as an avatar.......
Now this is what really happened...... He walks into the locker room with a pink Patriots Jersey on looking for our OC/DC when he is greeted by a naked stripper with size 38 d breasts and a "I LOVE THE LUMBERJACKS" thong on... she batted her eyes at him and he turned away, he is not used to attention from a woman without facial hair and an adams apple.
He asked for our Owners office and when he arrived at the door he peeks in and sees BigPump a*k*a Charlie Darkness both one and the same with two of the patriots cheerleaders one bent over the desk screaming out Patriot plays and the other one on the floor humming the National Anthem...use your imagination as to where she was humming it at. He was apalled by all of the Heterosexuality going on in our locker room so he drops there game tape on the floor and leaves without our tapes rushing from the stadium.... which is why there ass is in trouble tomorrow night
Signed,
Greg " IM GOING TO HAVE 100 YARDS RECEIVING TOMORROW" Timmons
Last edited May 21, 2008 13:44:16
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Originally posted by jawzmyster
Fun because? C'mon now! You can't leave us hanging like that.
Well its not hard to call some dude with a beard and flannel shirt, sweating it out in the forest with other dudes a homosexual.
I would be more impressed if he would have been raped all deliverance style.
Fun because? C'mon now! You can't leave us hanging like that.
Well its not hard to call some dude with a beard and flannel shirt, sweating it out in the forest with other dudes a homosexual.
I would be more impressed if he would have been raped all deliverance style.
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like have the CB be like you have a pretty mouth.. and the guard diggin in his belly button while sodomizing the poor "half naked rapper" while the RB watches
now that would be disgustingly where his mind was when he posted this thread.
now that would be disgustingly where his mind was when he posted this thread.
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Originally posted by limas4sweed
Originally posted by NSchmidt10
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
This from the grown man who has a naked rapper as an avatar.......
Now this is what really happened...... He walks into the locker room with a pink Patriots Jersey on looking for our OC/DC when he is reeted by a naked stripper with size 38 d breasts and a "I LOVE THE LUMBERJACKS" thong on... she batted her eyes at him and he turned away, he is not used to attention from a woman without facial hair and an adams apple.
He asked for our Owners office and when he arrived at the door he peaks in and sees BigPump a*k*a Charlie Darkness both one and the same with two of the patriots cheerleaders one bent over the desk screaming out Patriot plays and the other one on the floor humming the National Anthem...use your imagination as to where she ws humming it at. He was apalled by all of the Heterosexuality going on in our lockerroom so he drops there game tape on the floor and leaves without our rushing from the stadium.... which is why there ass is in trouble tomorrow night
Signed,
Greg " IM GOING TO HAVE 100 YARDS RECEIVING TOMORROW" Timmons
I would bet my account you don't have 100 yards recieving tommorow
Originally posted by NSchmidt10
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
This from the grown man who has a naked rapper as an avatar.......
Now this is what really happened...... He walks into the locker room with a pink Patriots Jersey on looking for our OC/DC when he is reeted by a naked stripper with size 38 d breasts and a "I LOVE THE LUMBERJACKS" thong on... she batted her eyes at him and he turned away, he is not used to attention from a woman without facial hair and an adams apple.
He asked for our Owners office and when he arrived at the door he peaks in and sees BigPump a*k*a Charlie Darkness both one and the same with two of the patriots cheerleaders one bent over the desk screaming out Patriot plays and the other one on the floor humming the National Anthem...use your imagination as to where she ws humming it at. He was apalled by all of the Heterosexuality going on in our lockerroom so he drops there game tape on the floor and leaves without our rushing from the stadium.... which is why there ass is in trouble tomorrow night
Signed,
Greg " IM GOING TO HAVE 100 YARDS RECEIVING TOMORROW" Timmons
I would bet my account you don't have 100 yards recieving tommorow
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Originally posted by NSchmidt10
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
It sounds like someone is in the closet, and I don't think it's any of the Lumberjacks players. Nice thinly-veiled attempt to disguise your own sexual fantasies as smack from a 2-11 team.
While trading game tap for the upcoming game against the lumberjacks I couldn't seem to find the team. I had a busy day and no time to wait so I attempted to walk through the locker room and see if they were on the practice field. While in the locker room I saw the starting CBs, a G, a RB, and the K having some sort of male orgy. I didn't know if this was normal or a pregame ritual of some sort so I left. Anyone visiting the Lumberjacks should be warned!
It sounds like someone is in the closet, and I don't think it's any of the Lumberjacks players. Nice thinly-veiled attempt to disguise your own sexual fantasies as smack from a 2-11 team.
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Paul welcome to this verbal assault that we are issuing you are as usual right on time!!!
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