Warrior General Games

While stretchin for our next LumberJacks practice, I noticed some flamboyantly-dressed, Captain America look-alike weildin a camera and tryin to hide behind our practice-field goalpost. Hey, at 2-11, I can't blame the Omaha Patriots for tryin to get that Extra Edge against the new Big Cheese. So we let him hang around for a bit.

The curious thing is, though, as soon as we started going over actual game strategy this dude shut it off and strolled out looking sneakily satisfied.

Look guys, I'm hopin that amateur footage of our stretchin circle isn't gonna give your team the Big Boost it needs to shut down this 4-Game Stroll. If you're in need of some hetero "locker-room material," stay tuned to the newfound mouthin off that the LumberJacks are Brangin!

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
Austin LumberJacks

Thanks for mocking my team. This is completely unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship. But if this is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself. Have a nice day, jackass.

Originally posted by mikeblackhere
Thanks for mocking my team. This is completely unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship. But if this is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself. Have a nice day, jackass.

I think it's meant in jest.

I know he is just trying to be funny. But he also pm'd me a link to this thread to further rub it in my face that my team is struggling. I never would have seen it if he hadn't sent me an autographed copy of it. That is just unnecessary. We are working very hard to improve our team and prepare for next season. We don't need people making us the "joke" of the conference.

Originally posted by mikeblackhere
Thanks for mocking my team. This is completely unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship. But if this is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself. Have a nice day, jackass.

HA HA

Cmon man that was good comedy. Dont be so sore

Originally posted by mikeblackhere
I know he is just trying to be funny. But he also pm'd me a link to this thread to further rub it in my face that my team is struggling. I never would have seen it if he hadn't sent me an autographed copy of it. That is just unnecessary. We are working very hard to improve our team and prepare for next season. We don't need people making us the "joke" of the conference.


Don't be so sad. There are teams much worse than yours. Plus I hear taping practices and walk-throughs leads to super bowl championships. You've got three coming your way brotha.

Good luck

Originally posted by mikeblackhere
Thanks for mocking my team. This is completely unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship. But if this is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself. Have a nice day, jackass.

Please don't anyone make fun of me. Please. I can't take it. My feelings would get hurt. I might cry.
And and and please don't take any of those pictures of my fat ass and make fun of them. I am very sensitive about my body.
And and and please don't call me names. My mommy told me that's not nice.

wa wa wa wa WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Does your entire team cry about crap like this, or just you?

Originally posted by mikeblackhere
Thanks for mocking my team. This is completely unnecessary and terrible sportsmanship. But if this is what it takes to make you feel better about yourself. Have a nice day, jackass.

I found it to be pretty damn funny myself.

Wow Yast Gill... 3 tackles a game? You must be the best CB in the league. No, I didn't find this funny and the PMing of all of our teams GMs is just weak. The ironic thing about this is we have nothing to lose. The Omaha Patriots cannot make the playoffs this year, but you can. If we beat you, not only do you look like even more of a tool, but your team will be on the brink of not making the playoffs. As I see it, this game is the easiest of your last three and you need to win at least two otherwise you might be packing up the pads a little early this year. Any other stories?

Hm. Whats the point of this post? Do you have a life? Honestly? Your like the guy who tells a joke and no one laughs, so you start laughing at your own joke. Which you kind of did by sending everyone a PM to get them to look at this thread.

Well let's hope you bring your A game then. Obviously you guys have failed to do that 11 times already.

Yeah, when we were level 4 players looking at teams with level 10-15 right off the bat. But our team prides itself on being good sports, so good luck to you. And I'm the better man for it.

Just thought I'd throw this out there:

When you have to say, "I'm the better man" ... you're not.

Originally posted by jawzmyster
Well let's hope you bring your A game then. Obviously you guys have failed to do that 11 times already.

Right, because thats why we lose. Not the fact that we all started at lvl 4 when the league had players lvl 10+ already. Anyways, you people really need to pick on teams you play to make yourself feel cool?

FYI, make sure if you want to talk trash that your not in 7th place with a 7-6 record. Seems to me your A game has only shown up the last 4 games you played against the lesser teams in the league.

Originally posted by DrLoveTrousers
Just thought I'd throw this out there:

When you have to say, "I'm the better man" ... you're not.

When you have to mock the team with the lowest level players to make yourself feel like a big man... you're probably not.

Especially when your in 7th place.