Post your favorite one, I'll start.
I was watching the weather channel today, the forecast calls for boner storms. I hope you have a raincoat.
I was watching the weather channel today, the forecast calls for boner storms. I hope you have a raincoat.
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Originally posted by kadafitcd
If we were both squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?
dude... you make me feel proud to have you on board... >.>
If we were both squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?
dude... you make me feel proud to have you on board... >.>
The Strategy Expert
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I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
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Of course you will always get the occasional "well how are you so sure you are the best for me?",....
"well that's because I don't make claims that I can't back up and I'm a man of my word, and when I say something, I prove it, besides I don't want to spoil all the good details and surprises for you, it's less fun that way, so do something exciting for once in your life and actually take a chance to be happy, you'll see..., so let's go *smile*"
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Of course you will always get the occasional "well how are you so sure you are the best for me?",....
"well that's because I don't make claims that I can't back up and I'm a man of my word, and when I say something, I prove it, besides I don't want to spoil all the good details and surprises for you, it's less fun that way, so do something exciting for once in your life and actually take a chance to be happy, you'll see..., so let's go *smile*"
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
dude......
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
dude......
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
and THAT my friends, is why TSE ain't getting any.
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
and THAT my friends, is why TSE ain't getting any.
Luzod
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
We have a winner right here! The worst ever!
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
We have a winner right here! The worst ever!
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
The Strategy Expert
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Originally posted by jfbueno
and THAT my friends, is why TSE ain't getting any.
You have no idea how much I've "gotten" with my ways. I may not look like Hugh Jackman, but I get the most out of what I'm working with of any man I've ever met, except for one guy, who was really, really impressive with his ways, that guy has me beat. He was fat and ugly, and he scored so many hot chicks in college that it just absolutely blew my mind.
and THAT my friends, is why TSE ain't getting any.
You have no idea how much I've "gotten" with my ways. I may not look like Hugh Jackman, but I get the most out of what I'm working with of any man I've ever met, except for one guy, who was really, really impressive with his ways, that guy has me beat. He was fat and ugly, and he scored so many hot chicks in college that it just absolutely blew my mind.
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