(Saw this on a different forum and thought it was funny.)
In the spirit Jim Rome:
"Always Right" Guy..............
Always willing to refute your opinion with his superior intellect and inspirational perspectives, "Always Right" Guy is there to set the record straight. But don't try to debate his opinion, "Always Right" Guy will assault you with a barrage of posts denouncing you as an idiot for not seeing the obvious clarity of his views.
The only thing more annoying than "Always Right" Guy is when he comes in contact with another "Always Right" Guy on the same thread. Then we are all treated with an endless loop of nested quotes as they battle each other for "Always Right" Dominance. The next five pages of the thread look like a geometry exam with boxes within boxes within boxes.......
"Correction" Guy............
Don't mispell that word, watch your grammar, dot your i's and cross your t's. Don't you dare state an historical innacuracy because "Correction" Guy is patroling the Ranch. Forget to capitalize a city and the very next post is a visit from "Correction" Guy. He never really ever posts an original thought of his own, his contribution to the forum is knowing where the spellcheck link is located.
"What If" Guy.........
Easy to spot because the subject title of all his new posts begin with "What if............", or "What do you think if......"
No scenario is too ridiculous to consider for "What If" Guy.
"Hey guys! What if the Cowboys trade Tony Romo, Demarcus Ware, and Jason Witten to the Lions for the 1st pick in the draft! Then we draft Stafford. He'll be the next Troy Aikman!"
"Old" Guy.....
Easy to identify with names like "LandryLegend" and "Roger12Worship", "Old" guy can't comment on any Cowboy current event without invoking some irrelevant memory of 30 or 40 years ago, always claiming that the game was so much better back then. He constantly complains about the introduction of new concepts in the NFL since his beloved era like salary caps, official challenges, regular season overtime, and stadiums with indoor plumbing.
"Old" Guy is always willing to inform you how many decades he's been a Cowboy fan and just how much you've missed out as a Cowboy fan for having the audacity to be born a generation later.
"Statistics" Guy........
In his thirties, living in his parent's basement and surrounded by 40 years worth of Dallas Cowboy Weekly, NFL Magazine, Athlon's NFL Preview, not to mention every statistical reference ever published in the NFL, "Statistics" Guy is ready to bombard you with an endless stream of football data. Mention a comparison between Tony Romo and Danny White and, abacadabra, like magic the very next post is a complex correlation of cross referenced data that includes everything from Danny White's 3rd grade report card to a medical analysis of Tony Romo's mole.
"Bitter Advesarial" Guy..........
You just posted your opinion on a Cowboy subject, decide to go get a snack and when you return you notice a response on that thread. You expect the response to be either an agreement or perhaps a different perspective. Instead, the post is a complete list of your faults as a Cowboy fan, a man, and a human being. It pretty much starts out with the observation that you are a retarded fool and a complete moron and ends with the assesment that the very gift of life has been wasted on your feeble existance. You have just been paid a visit by "Bitter Advesarial" Guy.
"Bitter Advesarial" Guy doesn't need a reason to disagree with every single thing you post, he just does. That's what he's there for. And if you can't reach across time and space to read his thoughts before posting an opinion then you are always open to the abuse and hostility of "Bitter Advesarial" Guy. Perhaps he is just reacting to his disappointing career choice as a 35 year old shift manager for Taco Bell.
"5 Digit Posts" Guy.................
All hail "5 Digit Posts" Guy! This valuable and impressive acheivement appears under his name for all to admire. This is no small accomplishment desiring to post an opinion on every single possible subject in existance.
Who can forget his timeless classics like.....
"I Agree"
"Ditto"
"IMO"
"bump"
"If that's what I am then what are you?"
"24-10"
"TO"
In the spirit Jim Rome:
"Always Right" Guy..............
Always willing to refute your opinion with his superior intellect and inspirational perspectives, "Always Right" Guy is there to set the record straight. But don't try to debate his opinion, "Always Right" Guy will assault you with a barrage of posts denouncing you as an idiot for not seeing the obvious clarity of his views.
The only thing more annoying than "Always Right" Guy is when he comes in contact with another "Always Right" Guy on the same thread. Then we are all treated with an endless loop of nested quotes as they battle each other for "Always Right" Dominance. The next five pages of the thread look like a geometry exam with boxes within boxes within boxes.......
"Correction" Guy............
Don't mispell that word, watch your grammar, dot your i's and cross your t's. Don't you dare state an historical innacuracy because "Correction" Guy is patroling the Ranch. Forget to capitalize a city and the very next post is a visit from "Correction" Guy. He never really ever posts an original thought of his own, his contribution to the forum is knowing where the spellcheck link is located.
"What If" Guy.........
Easy to spot because the subject title of all his new posts begin with "What if............", or "What do you think if......"
No scenario is too ridiculous to consider for "What If" Guy.
"Hey guys! What if the Cowboys trade Tony Romo, Demarcus Ware, and Jason Witten to the Lions for the 1st pick in the draft! Then we draft Stafford. He'll be the next Troy Aikman!"
"Old" Guy.....
Easy to identify with names like "LandryLegend" and "Roger12Worship", "Old" guy can't comment on any Cowboy current event without invoking some irrelevant memory of 30 or 40 years ago, always claiming that the game was so much better back then. He constantly complains about the introduction of new concepts in the NFL since his beloved era like salary caps, official challenges, regular season overtime, and stadiums with indoor plumbing.
"Old" Guy is always willing to inform you how many decades he's been a Cowboy fan and just how much you've missed out as a Cowboy fan for having the audacity to be born a generation later.
"Statistics" Guy........
In his thirties, living in his parent's basement and surrounded by 40 years worth of Dallas Cowboy Weekly, NFL Magazine, Athlon's NFL Preview, not to mention every statistical reference ever published in the NFL, "Statistics" Guy is ready to bombard you with an endless stream of football data. Mention a comparison between Tony Romo and Danny White and, abacadabra, like magic the very next post is a complex correlation of cross referenced data that includes everything from Danny White's 3rd grade report card to a medical analysis of Tony Romo's mole.
"Bitter Advesarial" Guy..........
You just posted your opinion on a Cowboy subject, decide to go get a snack and when you return you notice a response on that thread. You expect the response to be either an agreement or perhaps a different perspective. Instead, the post is a complete list of your faults as a Cowboy fan, a man, and a human being. It pretty much starts out with the observation that you are a retarded fool and a complete moron and ends with the assesment that the very gift of life has been wasted on your feeble existance. You have just been paid a visit by "Bitter Advesarial" Guy.
"Bitter Advesarial" Guy doesn't need a reason to disagree with every single thing you post, he just does. That's what he's there for. And if you can't reach across time and space to read his thoughts before posting an opinion then you are always open to the abuse and hostility of "Bitter Advesarial" Guy. Perhaps he is just reacting to his disappointing career choice as a 35 year old shift manager for Taco Bell.
"5 Digit Posts" Guy.................
All hail "5 Digit Posts" Guy! This valuable and impressive acheivement appears under his name for all to admire. This is no small accomplishment desiring to post an opinion on every single possible subject in existance.
Who can forget his timeless classics like.....
"I Agree"
"Ditto"
"IMO"
"bump"
"If that's what I am then what are you?"
"24-10"
"TO"
Last edited Apr 10, 2009 22:39:45
