A Disgruntled Patches O'Houlihan walks up to the Podium wearing a WWII Aviator's jacket, Sunshade's, and is holding a Wrench in his Right Hand!
Patches: I will answer the question before you the Moron Media ask it! Yes I am pissed that we lost. Yes I'm am pissed that I got traded from the Eastern Pro League to some AA ball club and I barely get the ball. GET ME THE DAMN BALL!!!
Patches: Don't get me wrong. I'm glad I got a TD and I acknowlege that BIG EYE'd Billy threw me the ball but for the love of God, just because he threw it in my direction doesn't mean he threw me the ball. A pass within a 15 yard radius doesn't constitute a pass to me. How can a guy with "Big Eye's" not see me or my Colleague Roger's. Rogers gets 130 Yards the previous game. They bring me in to help dominate and Big Eye Billy can't muster up 100 yards between us. Hell If it wasn't for Qtip Rodriguez Rodrizuez we'd probably got blown out. This is a freaking Emberrasment. Our O line gave Big Eye Billy all day to Throw and that bastard couldn't hit the Side of the BARn. Big Eye better practice up or just hand the ball off to Qtip or we are in for a long season. Hell I'm a TEAM Player. I just want to win but understand this, WE CAN't win without a healthy mix of QTIP and Me making plays. I want to stand by my qb but if something doesn't change he goes or I'm campaigning for a new QB.
Patches: Speaking of BigEYE training. I'm about to go work on diving catches and overhead Catches Because BigEye throws alot at my feet or 10 yards over my head.
Patches: The rest of the team played lights out except for our suckA$$ kicker but what do you expect. He's a kicker! Deathwalker and Lighning boy stepped it up as rookies in their first game.
Media: So is their a conflict between you and BigEye? You did drop two balls?
Patches slams the Wrench against the Podium
Patches: Their is no conflict as long as he becomes more accurate. i had dropped only one ball in four games. Yea I dropped two balls but hell I was frustrated at all the missed passes by big eye and then when he did get it to me they were wobbling ducks that were so horrible I couldn't catch em and dropped them. I have nothing else to say and I'm curious how rogers feels about it. He never drops balls and he dropped two. You think it is us or the QB?
Patches storms off yelling "GET ME THE DAMN BALL!"
Patches: I will answer the question before you the Moron Media ask it! Yes I am pissed that we lost. Yes I'm am pissed that I got traded from the Eastern Pro League to some AA ball club and I barely get the ball. GET ME THE DAMN BALL!!!
Patches: Don't get me wrong. I'm glad I got a TD and I acknowlege that BIG EYE'd Billy threw me the ball but for the love of God, just because he threw it in my direction doesn't mean he threw me the ball. A pass within a 15 yard radius doesn't constitute a pass to me. How can a guy with "Big Eye's" not see me or my Colleague Roger's. Rogers gets 130 Yards the previous game. They bring me in to help dominate and Big Eye Billy can't muster up 100 yards between us. Hell If it wasn't for Qtip Rodriguez Rodrizuez we'd probably got blown out. This is a freaking Emberrasment. Our O line gave Big Eye Billy all day to Throw and that bastard couldn't hit the Side of the BARn. Big Eye better practice up or just hand the ball off to Qtip or we are in for a long season. Hell I'm a TEAM Player. I just want to win but understand this, WE CAN't win without a healthy mix of QTIP and Me making plays. I want to stand by my qb but if something doesn't change he goes or I'm campaigning for a new QB.
Patches: Speaking of BigEYE training. I'm about to go work on diving catches and overhead Catches Because BigEye throws alot at my feet or 10 yards over my head.
Patches: The rest of the team played lights out except for our suckA$$ kicker but what do you expect. He's a kicker! Deathwalker and Lighning boy stepped it up as rookies in their first game.
Media: So is their a conflict between you and BigEye? You did drop two balls?
Patches slams the Wrench against the Podium
Patches: Their is no conflict as long as he becomes more accurate. i had dropped only one ball in four games. Yea I dropped two balls but hell I was frustrated at all the missed passes by big eye and then when he did get it to me they were wobbling ducks that were so horrible I couldn't catch em and dropped them. I have nothing else to say and I'm curious how rogers feels about it. He never drops balls and he dropped two. You think it is us or the QB?
Patches storms off yelling "GET ME THE DAMN BALL!"
