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jktooley
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Just after getting fresh with my nuts (claims he was checking for cancer), Doc asks, "so have you ever had a rectal exam?"

My response was, 'I thought that happened when you turn 30, I'm only 28'.

He said some mumbo-jumbo about how it's now recommended you start at 28, to which I replied

'we're gonna have to work up to that doc... I'm going to have to decline'....

Did I do it right?
 
Iggster
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Just make sure you ask for 3 fingers LOL
 
Sik Wit It
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*crickets*
 
jktooley
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Originally posted by Iggster
Just make sure you ask for 3 fingers LOL


obviously when the time is right...

I just didn't want to give the wrong impression to my new Dr. He's pretty good, and I want this one to last.
 
Mofo
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Only after he takes you on a nice steak dinner
 
jfbueno
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Ask Compton, they're the gay ones.
 
jktooley
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Originally posted by jfbueno
Ask Compton, they're the gay ones.


yeah, but they're still having jr. high football physicals. not quite to the big leagues yet.
 
islander1
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Mofo: Grade A+ for creativity.

jtfbueno: Grade A because it's simply accurate.
 
coachviking
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As long as the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoildrs during the exam you should be fine.
 
Rauros
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They say whatever you're doing when you die is what you'll be doing forever as a ghost...so imagine the possibilities if an asteroid hit earth while you were having your man date.
 
Jaxx
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Originally posted by coachviking
As long as the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoildrs during the exam you should be fine.


and you still feel something prodding ya
 
Rauros
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Originally posted by Jaxx
Originally posted by coachviking

As long as the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoildrs during the exam you should be fine.


and you still feel something prodding ya


killed it
 
The Duff Man
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I am 33 and I have never been asked this by my doctor. I think he is coming on to you.
 
jktooley
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
I am 33 and I have never been asked this by my doctor. I think he is coming on to you.


yeah, one of my friends is 38, and said his doctor has treated him the same way.....

creepy
 
coach
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
I am 33 and I have never been asked this by my doctor. I think he is coming on to you.


I requested one. He declined.

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