Okay folks today I, Carlos Fernandez, will be interviewing rookie slot receiver Barron Marsh.
Carlos Fernandez: Where will you make your biggest impact?
Barron Marsh: I think I'll make a bigger impact at WR rather than being a return man.
Carlos Fernandez: How many TDs will you get?
Barron Marsh: I'll get 4 or 5 receiving TDs and 2 return TDs.
Carlos Fernandez: There's been rumors that the one and only Monster Trout is real close to being traded to your team. What's your thoughts?
Barron Marsh: Well you know he's a great blocker and should help out the run game and give the QB enough time to pass the ball to ME!!!
Carlos Fernandez: Heh heh heh. Well there has been recent speculation about you and your off field issues but let's talk about the biggest one yet. Did you get in a firefight with some gangstas at a local strip club?
Barron Marsh: I ain't gonna lie to ya. Yes, I did get in a firefight. There homies pulled out some guns and shot at us first and then my homies and I pulled out our guns and started shooting back. I hit one of them in the leg and crippled him. Then the cops came up and I took off. I took two steps and they tazed me. It took them 10 minutes of constant tazing just to get me down.
Thank you for your time Barron Marsh. I'm Carlos Fernandez and this concludes our interview with Barron Marsh. Join me next week.
Carlos Fernandez: Where will you make your biggest impact?
Barron Marsh: I think I'll make a bigger impact at WR rather than being a return man.
Carlos Fernandez: How many TDs will you get?
Barron Marsh: I'll get 4 or 5 receiving TDs and 2 return TDs.
Carlos Fernandez: There's been rumors that the one and only Monster Trout is real close to being traded to your team. What's your thoughts?
Barron Marsh: Well you know he's a great blocker and should help out the run game and give the QB enough time to pass the ball to ME!!!
Carlos Fernandez: Heh heh heh. Well there has been recent speculation about you and your off field issues but let's talk about the biggest one yet. Did you get in a firefight with some gangstas at a local strip club?
Barron Marsh: I ain't gonna lie to ya. Yes, I did get in a firefight. There homies pulled out some guns and shot at us first and then my homies and I pulled out our guns and started shooting back. I hit one of them in the leg and crippled him. Then the cops came up and I took off. I took two steps and they tazed me. It took them 10 minutes of constant tazing just to get me down.
Thank you for your time Barron Marsh. I'm Carlos Fernandez and this concludes our interview with Barron Marsh. Join me next week.
