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I hear you have to stick a live monkey's head through a hole in the table, cut open the head, pour boiling water in it, and then eat with chopsticks?

just wondering, no particular reason....

I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

Originally posted by jearly
I hear you have to stick a live monkey's head through a hole in the table, cut open the head, pour boiling water in it, and then eat with chopsticks?

just wondering, no particular reason....

Can I order it in a trough and just stick my head in?

Originally posted by jfbueno
I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

you suck Marauder balls?

jearly, you say some crazy crap for having a little kid in your avi

Originally posted by Galkuris
jearly, you say some crazy crap for having a little kid in your avi

lol. He can't read yet

A+ to the last 2 posts. LOL

Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno

I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

you suck Marauder balls?

Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back after the whoopings we give em every season

Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by jearly

Originally posted by jfbueno


I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

you suck Marauder balls?

Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back after the whoopings we give em every season

/tip hat

Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno

I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

you suck Marauder balls?

Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM

Originally posted by remus7x
Originally posted by jearly

Originally posted by jfbueno


I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains

you suck Marauder balls?

Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM

UH No. The Evil Monkeys Initiation involves the Following:

Beer
A Midget
4 gallons of Blue Cheese
Jumper Cables
A Halogen Light Bulb
2 Pairs of size 14 Air Jordans 1988 version
The 9 of spades
8 Clothes Pins
A wet/dry Vacum


No Marauder balls are used in our Official "Welcome to Evil" Initiation

That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.

Or a recipe for low budget porn lol...

It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually

And we will all be asking for our time back again. lol.

As for the Monkey brains... I knew a lady back in the day that seriously used to go for that stuff... She said it was a delicacy in India.

Myself... I prefer monkeys locked up in zoos.