It's a..... BEAUTIFUL day in the ranking hood.. a beautiful day in the ranking hood.. won't you do mine?.. won't you do mine?
yes that's right sevenites.. it's yet another power ranking done by yours truly.. and my oh my whatta week.. upsets and guaranteed wins alike tearin' thru the 7 like i tore thru restroom after i had pizza from the little caesar's down the street.. i tell you i will never order there again.. those guys have had their chances.. they give you attitude and the employees there are very unkempt.. i can imagine behind that manager's door is a big roach chillin' on the computer chair leaning back and countin' the money bein' made for the day..
oh yea.. one more thing.. POWER RANKINGS!!!
"..SO I TOLD THE CHIC.. U KNOW.. I MANAGE A TOP RANKING FOOTBALL TEAM IN MY LEAGUE"
Houston Armageddon
-HTOWN!! so they had a major test in jax beach.. like i said last power rankings, they were only .07 pts away from bein' toppled over by jax beach.. so a win over jax beach would secure their top spot for quite a while.. guess what they went into jax beach and punched 'em in the mouth with a 31 - 6 victory i mean.. when's the last time jax beach went into a game and didn't score a TD? we might as well crown 'em now.. king of the east.. unlike the other texas teams in the league, their time has come..
Big Whiskey Assassins
they moved up for the 3rd spot to the 2nd spot.. thanks to a fallout by jax beach.. on top of that.. they did it in convincing fashion as they murdered the buccaneers 111 - 3.. on top of that inya onya helped their case as they roughed up the scorpions as well.. is big whiskey actually the king of the west? i guess we won't know until the 20th.. advantage big whiksey for a .04 advantage over inya onya!
INYA ONYA
whatta surprise victory.. over phx.. well to me it was a surprise because i thought it'd be much closer.. inya onya looks like an overnight team.. they looked like a joke last season.. but this season.. teams they face look like jokes.. well lets see if they can continue the onslaught against the formidable lynx.. looks like someone ticked em off or something.. their avatar is still angry apparently.
Jax Beach Juggernauts
wanna know how to be in the top 5 yet still remain upset? ask smitdogg.. jax beach has got to be on a rampage after the no show against houston.. the last time they beat houston was in season 5.. what went wrong? did the worst agent in bbb7 thread catch smittdog off guard? look for jax beach to rebound in the playoffs.. as they shouldn't lose another game from now on..
Lexington Lynx
nominate lexington for newcomer of the year.. so far they're rollin' in the same manner as their predecessor, syracuse samurai.. but it isn't time to sip those maitais yet.. show us you're the king of the west and beat up inya onya.. then it shall be sealed.. that is.. unless big whiskey wants to send you an end of season roasting..
THE SUSAN LUCCIS
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
like dr. dre said "so im creepin' and im creepin' and im.. creepin'.." expect this team to be in the top 5 next week..
Big Money Dynasty
ok big money.. great fun was had this season.. one more against the grandcru and it's time to get serious.. do you own the west? or does inya onya get inya and onya?
Phoenix Scorpions
a loss to jax beach dropped down 3 spots.. quite frankly competition is tight but there's still a chance to move up
Oregon Orangutans
- their is promise for the ape men.. moved up 1 spot.. more wins and more losses from teams above will move u up even more
Richmond Empire
- rounding up the top 10.. we've got the empire.. and they shall keep winning until i say enough..
WE'VE STARTED SELLING PLAYOFF TICKETS
Alamo City Souljahs
Frostburg Bobcats
Torrington WildCats
Deimon Devil bats
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS.. ONLY ONE OF US WILL MAKE IT..
Killian's Irish Red
Texas Presidents
Delray Manatees
Oregon Lumberjacks
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Bunghole Liquors
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
WE WILL TAKE IN THE PLAYERS YOU DON'T WANT
Gardner Paraplegics
Nashville Isotopes
Antartica Cavemen CPU
The State of Texas Domination
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Minnesota Paladins
WE'RE GETTING OUTRANKED BY A CPU TEAM
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Seattle Grand Cru
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Lubbock Red Raiders
yes that's right sevenites.. it's yet another power ranking done by yours truly.. and my oh my whatta week.. upsets and guaranteed wins alike tearin' thru the 7 like i tore thru restroom after i had pizza from the little caesar's down the street.. i tell you i will never order there again.. those guys have had their chances.. they give you attitude and the employees there are very unkempt.. i can imagine behind that manager's door is a big roach chillin' on the computer chair leaning back and countin' the money bein' made for the day..
oh yea.. one more thing.. POWER RANKINGS!!!
"..SO I TOLD THE CHIC.. U KNOW.. I MANAGE A TOP RANKING FOOTBALL TEAM IN MY LEAGUE"
Houston Armageddon
-HTOWN!! so they had a major test in jax beach.. like i said last power rankings, they were only .07 pts away from bein' toppled over by jax beach.. so a win over jax beach would secure their top spot for quite a while.. guess what they went into jax beach and punched 'em in the mouth with a 31 - 6 victory i mean.. when's the last time jax beach went into a game and didn't score a TD? we might as well crown 'em now.. king of the east.. unlike the other texas teams in the league, their time has come..
Big Whiskey Assassins
they moved up for the 3rd spot to the 2nd spot.. thanks to a fallout by jax beach.. on top of that.. they did it in convincing fashion as they murdered the buccaneers 111 - 3.. on top of that inya onya helped their case as they roughed up the scorpions as well.. is big whiskey actually the king of the west? i guess we won't know until the 20th.. advantage big whiksey for a .04 advantage over inya onya!
INYA ONYA
whatta surprise victory.. over phx.. well to me it was a surprise because i thought it'd be much closer.. inya onya looks like an overnight team.. they looked like a joke last season.. but this season.. teams they face look like jokes.. well lets see if they can continue the onslaught against the formidable lynx.. looks like someone ticked em off or something.. their avatar is still angry apparently.
Jax Beach Juggernauts
wanna know how to be in the top 5 yet still remain upset? ask smitdogg.. jax beach has got to be on a rampage after the no show against houston.. the last time they beat houston was in season 5.. what went wrong? did the worst agent in bbb7 thread catch smittdog off guard? look for jax beach to rebound in the playoffs.. as they shouldn't lose another game from now on..
Lexington Lynx
nominate lexington for newcomer of the year.. so far they're rollin' in the same manner as their predecessor, syracuse samurai.. but it isn't time to sip those maitais yet.. show us you're the king of the west and beat up inya onya.. then it shall be sealed.. that is.. unless big whiskey wants to send you an end of season roasting..
THE SUSAN LUCCIS
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
like dr. dre said "so im creepin' and im creepin' and im.. creepin'.." expect this team to be in the top 5 next week..
Big Money Dynasty
ok big money.. great fun was had this season.. one more against the grandcru and it's time to get serious.. do you own the west? or does inya onya get inya and onya?
Phoenix Scorpions
a loss to jax beach dropped down 3 spots.. quite frankly competition is tight but there's still a chance to move up
Oregon Orangutans
- their is promise for the ape men.. moved up 1 spot.. more wins and more losses from teams above will move u up even more
Richmond Empire
- rounding up the top 10.. we've got the empire.. and they shall keep winning until i say enough..

WE'VE STARTED SELLING PLAYOFF TICKETS
Alamo City Souljahs
Frostburg Bobcats
Torrington WildCats
Deimon Devil bats
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS.. ONLY ONE OF US WILL MAKE IT..
Killian's Irish Red
Texas Presidents
Delray Manatees
Oregon Lumberjacks
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Bunghole Liquors
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
WE WILL TAKE IN THE PLAYERS YOU DON'T WANT
Gardner Paraplegics
Nashville Isotopes
Antartica Cavemen CPU
The State of Texas Domination
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Minnesota Paladins
WE'RE GETTING OUTRANKED BY A CPU TEAM
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Seattle Grand Cru
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Lubbock Red Raiders
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