aaand here we are..the last of our scrimmages have been played.. we've gotten the muscles all warmed up and we've boosted our IQ's again.. what's DA 7 like in season...... 7!! well hey.. it's OUR season.. how bout we make the most of it.. playoffs are gonna be interesting from what i see so far..
La creme de la creme
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
*after last season's debacle.. which even i'll admit we giggled at them over here at alamo city.. the freedom warriors are quite the fearsome team again they once were a couple of seasons back. husker nation, the owner went all out like jerry jones at an orgy full of high level free agents and recruited / signed threats such as TE san antonio gates and the new LB brandon new.. it's scary thinkin' their weakest starter is a lvl 35.. most of us would love to make a 35 player our star player.. lincoln's obviously on a mission and they're ready to bring the pain
Houston Armageddon
*right behind lincoln are the houston armagedodn.. they were a fearsome force last season.. but if teams like the buckeyes and lycans didn't exist, they woulda probably had their way with the rest of us.. this year they're expected to take charge.. them along with the freedom warriros may just be this year's lycans vs buckeyes version.. with no major free agents reeled in this offseason.. the armageddon are still as dangerous.. they've retained their key players and team chemistry will be a major strength of theirs..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
*last season the spotlight shone on the jax beach stage.. but the players were apparently stuck in traffic and couldn't make it to the big dance.. they've been relatively quiet as of late.. one can see they're using that silent but deadly technique.. like my uncle uses at church.. until it hits you.. u'll have no idea where it came from.. their cast is just as talented as u can get.. they've reeled in an impressive array of players even.. including wide receiver ecky chafecky who just came up his career best season last year.. he's now looking to do even more damage in jax beach.. dont let his boyish looks fool you.. jax beach just might leapfrog outta the east..
Phoenix Scorpions
*oh lawdy lawdz.. a west team up here? lol.. phoenix has dwelled in bbb7 west for quite a while.. but i can't say jack because my team has been too.. well what can we say! we love it here! but back to phx.. they may just finally get their real shot at winning the west.. as much as we like to dog the west.. my research has shown there's more competition there than in the recent past.. the main thing that works in phoenix's advantage is that they know who we are and how we play.. gameplanning will be a cinch.. but will their player levels be on the level of the east's?
Lexington Lynx
*this team lexington is actually quite the package.. almost makes you wonder what the hell they're doing in our league.. after teasin' them about bein' in the west.. they might as well be in the east with all the talent they've got.. they've got a lot of stars on their squad but a few holes may cost them later on down the season unless the plug em up now.. either way.. we all know they're going to the playoffs
DING DONG.. THE LYCANSBUCKEYESSAMURAISRANSOMANARCHS ARE DEAD!
Oregon Orangutans
*if you wanna know how to piss jimo off.. get a team which shares the same city name as another team in your league.. i hate dealing with this because i can easily get the two names confused when assigning pwr ranking points.. we don't know much about this team just yet but we're about to find out.. i guess the bright spot about this team is they can have a little mini oregon bowl to see who's the best team in oregon.. but as of right now.. the orangutans are leadin' the way and they look like they could give phoenix a run for their money
INYA ONYA
*this team is arguably a team that flipped overnight and has become a threat.. don't say i didn't tell you so as we're gonna see this team take the west by storm.. i could go on all day listing their player threats but i jus leave it to them to introduce themselves on the field against the rest of u guys.. that's one team im happy not to face at all this season..
Big Whiskey Assassins
*just like they're supposed to.. the team is getting better and better as each season goes by.. im also happy to not be facin' them.. but lets just say.. if they don't make it big this season.. they definitely will next season if the owner sticks around.. and who knows.. their new RB this offseason, big johnny mumbles, may just be the newest sensation of the west
Alamo City Souljahs
*well well well.. what can i say about us.. lol.. we're jus tryin' to get better.. whoopty whoop.. unlike our previous owner.. im not jus gonna disappear into thin air.. *knocks on wood*
Oregon Lumberjacks
*this team can't be any more mysterious than they are rightnow.. after a lousy scrimmage game against the east's best.. and possibly the east's worst.. the east best only put up 80 pts against them.. which is still alot.. but we've seen blown outs larger.. and im not talkin' about the dallas cowboys neither.. on the other hand.. they straight up murdered killian's irish red.. so possibly one can say.. we've seen the best and worst they can do.. it's obvious they're still a work in progress.. but right now they're good enough to enter the playoffs.. but that's not guaranteed until they get more players in the level 30s..
YOU CAN'T SLEEP ON US.. OK.. WELL MAYBE A FEW OF YOU CAN..
Big Money Dynasty
*the most decorated team on the field.. u just gotta wow out at their stadium.. their helmets.. their cheerleaders.. but can they wow us on the field this season? there's progress being made but they're aren't ready to be crowned ontop of the west yet.. theyve still got a few cash in their purses.. they can pull off a couple of major FAs and surprise us.. then again.. ofcourse they've got cash.. they're BIG MONEY dynasty..
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
*definitely not a rookie in the bbb7.. this team knows how it's done..however their player levels aren't favoring this time around.. big captain jack's gotta send his scouting personnel to walk the plank.. arrr matey! recruit like there's no tomorrow.. the west is gettin tougher.. you certainly don't wanna miss the playoffs in the west.. that is unless you want a head start in recruiting for season 8..
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
*with a scary lookin' owner.. expect this team to terrorize any of you still around by next season for sure.. i admit we just scrimmaged against this squad and we were a bit nervous.. but then again.. i dont know how good my team really is yet due to quite a few roster moves.. wellsboro is capable of doing damage right now.. but they're just a few levels and roster moves away from being dominant.. expect this team however to earn a first time playoff spot
Wolverhampton Wolverines
*another newcomer to the bbb7.. their team isn't as dangerous as their name.. that's no offense tho.. and that's no pun to the "no offense" .. championship teams aren't built overnight.. but don't be like bort and mistake the bbb7 level to be a bunch of low ranked teams.. it gets dirty in here.. u may lose a nail
Deimon Devil bats
*they made a tiny little buzz and show a glimpse of actual progress late late last season.. then again.. so did they the previous season before that.. however don't fall asleep on this team.. hopefully this time around.. they stay on the upside and get better.. other wise.. they may as well headstart the list of teams who we consider BYE weeks when we play 'em..
Frostburg Bobcats
*another veteran team.. but just like the rest of us in the east.. we're gettin whooped no mattah how good we are.. even the best team's in the east get whooped sometimes too.. but hey.. what can you do? ill tell u what u can do.. get yer ass on the marketplace and sell yerself.. recruit like none other.. either that.. or play it cool and keep yer team together so they'll all grow up and be a wrecking ball in a couple of years.. but until then.. accept the east is still a warzone and try to survive
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
*not the best team..but certainly nto the worst.. it's obvious they're takin' it nice n' slow.. but theyve got to figure out some way to reel in more cash.. it's not gonna be easy.. but who knows.. as long as the owner is dedicated.. we'llbe talkin' about how they're a playoff team in seasons to come..
Seattle Grand Cru
*the grand cru.. another set of newcomers to the bbb7 are gonna be introduced to the onslaught we offer.. it's no secret that they're not ready to compete with the best bbb7 has to offer.. but hopefully they'll still enjoy the comradery and encouragement bbb7 as a whole brings to the table..
Richmond Empire
*they have the word "rich" and "empire" in their name.. and lets see how many people raise an eyebrow when i say this.. "Richmond Empire will make the playoffs".. crucify me if i am wrong.. richmond.. don't let me down.. you've shown a great turnaround last season.. how bout you cap on it this season.. and hey i dunno lose to alamo city in round 1
THE OTHER GUYS
Bunghole Liquors
Gardner Paraplegics
Torrington WildCats
Nashville Isotopes
Delray Manatees
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Killian's Irish Red
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Lubbock Red Raiders
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Texas Presidents
Antartica Cavemen CPU
La creme de la creme
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
*after last season's debacle.. which even i'll admit we giggled at them over here at alamo city.. the freedom warriors are quite the fearsome team again they once were a couple of seasons back. husker nation, the owner went all out like jerry jones at an orgy full of high level free agents and recruited / signed threats such as TE san antonio gates and the new LB brandon new.. it's scary thinkin' their weakest starter is a lvl 35.. most of us would love to make a 35 player our star player.. lincoln's obviously on a mission and they're ready to bring the pain
Houston Armageddon
*right behind lincoln are the houston armagedodn.. they were a fearsome force last season.. but if teams like the buckeyes and lycans didn't exist, they woulda probably had their way with the rest of us.. this year they're expected to take charge.. them along with the freedom warriros may just be this year's lycans vs buckeyes version.. with no major free agents reeled in this offseason.. the armageddon are still as dangerous.. they've retained their key players and team chemistry will be a major strength of theirs..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
*last season the spotlight shone on the jax beach stage.. but the players were apparently stuck in traffic and couldn't make it to the big dance.. they've been relatively quiet as of late.. one can see they're using that silent but deadly technique.. like my uncle uses at church.. until it hits you.. u'll have no idea where it came from.. their cast is just as talented as u can get.. they've reeled in an impressive array of players even.. including wide receiver ecky chafecky who just came up his career best season last year.. he's now looking to do even more damage in jax beach.. dont let his boyish looks fool you.. jax beach just might leapfrog outta the east..
Phoenix Scorpions
*oh lawdy lawdz.. a west team up here? lol.. phoenix has dwelled in bbb7 west for quite a while.. but i can't say jack because my team has been too.. well what can we say! we love it here! but back to phx.. they may just finally get their real shot at winning the west.. as much as we like to dog the west.. my research has shown there's more competition there than in the recent past.. the main thing that works in phoenix's advantage is that they know who we are and how we play.. gameplanning will be a cinch.. but will their player levels be on the level of the east's?
Lexington Lynx
*this team lexington is actually quite the package.. almost makes you wonder what the hell they're doing in our league.. after teasin' them about bein' in the west.. they might as well be in the east with all the talent they've got.. they've got a lot of stars on their squad but a few holes may cost them later on down the season unless the plug em up now.. either way.. we all know they're going to the playoffs
DING DONG.. THE LYCANSBUCKEYESSAMURAISRANSOMANARCHS ARE DEAD!
Oregon Orangutans
*if you wanna know how to piss jimo off.. get a team which shares the same city name as another team in your league.. i hate dealing with this because i can easily get the two names confused when assigning pwr ranking points.. we don't know much about this team just yet but we're about to find out.. i guess the bright spot about this team is they can have a little mini oregon bowl to see who's the best team in oregon.. but as of right now.. the orangutans are leadin' the way and they look like they could give phoenix a run for their money
INYA ONYA
*this team is arguably a team that flipped overnight and has become a threat.. don't say i didn't tell you so as we're gonna see this team take the west by storm.. i could go on all day listing their player threats but i jus leave it to them to introduce themselves on the field against the rest of u guys.. that's one team im happy not to face at all this season..
Big Whiskey Assassins
*just like they're supposed to.. the team is getting better and better as each season goes by.. im also happy to not be facin' them.. but lets just say.. if they don't make it big this season.. they definitely will next season if the owner sticks around.. and who knows.. their new RB this offseason, big johnny mumbles, may just be the newest sensation of the west
Alamo City Souljahs
*well well well.. what can i say about us.. lol.. we're jus tryin' to get better.. whoopty whoop.. unlike our previous owner.. im not jus gonna disappear into thin air.. *knocks on wood*
Oregon Lumberjacks
*this team can't be any more mysterious than they are rightnow.. after a lousy scrimmage game against the east's best.. and possibly the east's worst.. the east best only put up 80 pts against them.. which is still alot.. but we've seen blown outs larger.. and im not talkin' about the dallas cowboys neither.. on the other hand.. they straight up murdered killian's irish red.. so possibly one can say.. we've seen the best and worst they can do.. it's obvious they're still a work in progress.. but right now they're good enough to enter the playoffs.. but that's not guaranteed until they get more players in the level 30s..
YOU CAN'T SLEEP ON US.. OK.. WELL MAYBE A FEW OF YOU CAN..
Big Money Dynasty
*the most decorated team on the field.. u just gotta wow out at their stadium.. their helmets.. their cheerleaders.. but can they wow us on the field this season? there's progress being made but they're aren't ready to be crowned ontop of the west yet.. theyve still got a few cash in their purses.. they can pull off a couple of major FAs and surprise us.. then again.. ofcourse they've got cash.. they're BIG MONEY dynasty..
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
*definitely not a rookie in the bbb7.. this team knows how it's done..however their player levels aren't favoring this time around.. big captain jack's gotta send his scouting personnel to walk the plank.. arrr matey! recruit like there's no tomorrow.. the west is gettin tougher.. you certainly don't wanna miss the playoffs in the west.. that is unless you want a head start in recruiting for season 8..
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
*with a scary lookin' owner.. expect this team to terrorize any of you still around by next season for sure.. i admit we just scrimmaged against this squad and we were a bit nervous.. but then again.. i dont know how good my team really is yet due to quite a few roster moves.. wellsboro is capable of doing damage right now.. but they're just a few levels and roster moves away from being dominant.. expect this team however to earn a first time playoff spot
Wolverhampton Wolverines
*another newcomer to the bbb7.. their team isn't as dangerous as their name.. that's no offense tho.. and that's no pun to the "no offense" .. championship teams aren't built overnight.. but don't be like bort and mistake the bbb7 level to be a bunch of low ranked teams.. it gets dirty in here.. u may lose a nail
Deimon Devil bats
*they made a tiny little buzz and show a glimpse of actual progress late late last season.. then again.. so did they the previous season before that.. however don't fall asleep on this team.. hopefully this time around.. they stay on the upside and get better.. other wise.. they may as well headstart the list of teams who we consider BYE weeks when we play 'em..
Frostburg Bobcats
*another veteran team.. but just like the rest of us in the east.. we're gettin whooped no mattah how good we are.. even the best team's in the east get whooped sometimes too.. but hey.. what can you do? ill tell u what u can do.. get yer ass on the marketplace and sell yerself.. recruit like none other.. either that.. or play it cool and keep yer team together so they'll all grow up and be a wrecking ball in a couple of years.. but until then.. accept the east is still a warzone and try to survive
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
*not the best team..but certainly nto the worst.. it's obvious they're takin' it nice n' slow.. but theyve got to figure out some way to reel in more cash.. it's not gonna be easy.. but who knows.. as long as the owner is dedicated.. we'llbe talkin' about how they're a playoff team in seasons to come..
Seattle Grand Cru
*the grand cru.. another set of newcomers to the bbb7 are gonna be introduced to the onslaught we offer.. it's no secret that they're not ready to compete with the best bbb7 has to offer.. but hopefully they'll still enjoy the comradery and encouragement bbb7 as a whole brings to the table..
Richmond Empire
*they have the word "rich" and "empire" in their name.. and lets see how many people raise an eyebrow when i say this.. "Richmond Empire will make the playoffs".. crucify me if i am wrong.. richmond.. don't let me down.. you've shown a great turnaround last season.. how bout you cap on it this season.. and hey i dunno lose to alamo city in round 1
THE OTHER GUYS
Bunghole Liquors
Gardner Paraplegics
Torrington WildCats
Nashville Isotopes
Delray Manatees
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Killian's Irish Red
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Lubbock Red Raiders
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Texas Presidents
Antartica Cavemen CPU
we did get a few guys, though. D will be better, hopefully. 
Well I broke down and did my own Jimo inspired power rankings of sort up in USA A#4 for the East conference not too shabby if I do say so. Good luck to everyone down here.
