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TaintStick
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blow a load thinking about beating your next opponent? BEFORE YOU CLOSE THE THREAD, HEAR ME OUT!!!

K...so last night after a saints win against division rival Atlanta and a crappy sunday night game, the wife wants to go fool around. Of course being married and all, you get these opportunities only on special occasions, birthdays(mine is on Feburary 29th, leap year ), and solor equinox.....so i'm not gonna pass this up!

As usual, after about 15 seconds, I'm almost done, and i'm trying to think of anything to keep from "completing" before the wife "completes"(did i really need the quotes?). YEah, so, I start thinking about our gameplanning for NACJAC....are we gonna run the ball, pass it, what coverages will the run....and it's totally working!! I'm on cruise control, the wife is having a blast, I can go for hours.....

Then I start thinking about how great NACJAC has been the past two seasons, they will be quiting after this season and we could send them on their way without ever beating us, and LSP has a chance to go UNDEFEATED their first season in the Pro's by BEATING THE 2-TIME DEFENDING GARUDA CHAMPION....pppffftt...aaaahhhhh crap, sorry babe, maybe tomorrow night?

So is there anything wrong with that?
 
Doug_Plank
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wr y thnkn bt nck
 
TaintStick
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that might have been it! Consonants are pretty.....
 
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less sex
more game planning IMO
 
toooquickk
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sorry pelicans but we have a longer name. therefore we win.

you need to fix your premature ejaculation taint. u gotta keep the ladies happy. lol
 
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Originally posted by toooquickk
sorry pelicans but we have a longer name. therefore we win.

you need to fix your premature ejaculation taint. u gotta keep the ladies happy. lol


Yeah you set yourself up for that one...LMAO
 
TaintStick
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Originally posted by toooquickk
sorry pelicans but we have a longer name. therefore we win.



you know what they say about that...it's not the size of the name, but how you use it.
 
Sulfadias
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Shoulda taken 2 viagra!

 
TaintStick
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last time i did that i had an erection that lasted longer than four hours, passed out, and woke up at zebo's mom's house
 
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Originally posted by TaintStick
last time i did that i had an erection that lasted longer than four hours, passed out, and woke up at zebo's mom's house


quote of the season
 


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