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Article taken from the Weekly concerning the upcoming matchup between The Hounds and The Tomatoes................



What was started as a must win it all season for the Hounds has quickly turned into a roller coaster ride of complete domination of all foes willing to field a team against New Hampshire's finest. I had the opportunity to get in an interview of controversial player QueB Smasher who joined the team this season. As many know he has kept most of the team and the fans at arms length for the better part of the season, showing aggressive and rude behavior that would rival that of Andre "Bad Moon" Rison.




Liz Lipflapper: Good evening Mr. Smasher, and thanks again for taking time out of your day to do a rare interview.
QueB Smasher: (Laughing)Well Liz it's my pleasure to sit for an interview, but please just call me Q.
Liz: As you wish Q. The upcoming game against the Tornadoes has certainly turned out to be a MUST SEE here in the BBB 13, would you like to make a prediction on how it will turn out?
Q: I have to give the Tomatoes props for rolling over the same mediocre talent as we have, but after 4 well fought quarters they will have fell 17 points shy of going 10-0.
Liz: 17 point victory, really. What part of this win do you feel your team will dominate?
Q: I'm certain that the O will perform as they usually do and as you know our D is daunting but for this victory I think it will most likely come down to a better game plan and our superior team Chemistry.
Liz: Game planning? Really? You taking the uncontroversial road with that answer? (laughing) Anything else about this game you would like to expound upon other than game planning?
Q: Well yeah sure, I believe that when the Tomatoes try and run the ball on us they are going to find themselves in a world of hurt, serious pain will be inflicted upon every would be rock carrier.
Liz: Any plans on how you are going to stop Quinn Thomas?
Q: With bruising hits that will make him wish he were a figure skater!!!
Liz: You think it will be that easy to get by that Offensive Line?
Q: Listen Lizzy Babe, nothing about the Game is easy. I just know that they haven't found the answer for this defense. We are going to be so far up Quinn's ass we will know what he ate that morning. Fair warning Tomatoes you better go to the run 100% cause you stand no chance of gaining yardage in the air.
Liz: I think we have enough for print is there anything else you would like to say, maybe to the Hounds fans?
Q: Oh yeah, Hey I know we are going to be away at the Tomatoes game but don't fret when the team bus rolls back into town we plan on having a Bar-B-Q(uinn)!!!! Ya'll are the greatest rock on!!!!!!!!!!



Well there it is folks, an interview with a highly controversial player predicting a 17 point victory. This certainly will be The Game of the Season!!!!!

hhahhahha nice We need to have an interview with the offense as well lol. I hope they do lose by 17 that would be amazing!!

Excellent article and interview. Remind me to stop by the hospital and visit him as he is healing after the Hounds lose!

Great interview but to win by 17, you have to score 17 first.

Tango and Wham Bam are ready to let you see how a dynamic DE duo operate.

hate to say it Aces, but I have a feeling the gameplan for the Offense is going to make your top defense go home crying.

Your great sack leader are going to be neutrilized. I dont make perdictions or guarentees but I know their OC and he is probably the best there is in this game


to be honest I cant wait to see how this game turns out. I have been waiting for a true test to see how my AI will work. It hasnt really come yet. Win or lose I should have alot of answers after this game.

good luck!!

Funny interview, I don't imagine the gameplanning being that good considering how much you're overlooking our o-line. My tackle is called Pancake Time for a reason and Wam Bam..well..you'll find out about that.

Good luck in the game though, looks like it's going to a great one.

The New Hampshire Sports Weekly has regretfully had to retract the previous interview due to an editorial misprint. Published below is the actual interview and quotes from our interview with QueB Smasher.

We apologize for this inconvience.

Originally posted by ACES
Article taken from the Weekly concerning the upcoming matchup between The Hounds and The Tonadoes................



What was started as a must win it all season for the Hounds has quickly turned into a roller coaster ride of complete domination of all foes willing to field a team against New Hampshire's finest. I had the opportunity to get in an interview of controversial player QueB Smasher who joined the team this season. As many know he has kept most of the team and the fans at arms length for the better part of the season, showing aggressive and rude behavior that would rival that of Andre "Bad Moon" Rison.




Liz Lipflapper: Good evening Mr. Smasher, and thanks again for taking time out of your day to do a rare interview.
QueB Smasher: (Laughing)Well Liz it's my pleasure to sit for an interview, but please just call me Q.
Liz: As you wish Q. The upcoming game against the Tornadoes has certainly turned out to be a MUST SEE here in the BBB 13, would you like to make a prediction on how it will turn out?
Q: I have to give the Tornadoes props for rolling over the same mediocre talent as we have, but truthfully we're leagues behind them and and we don't have a prayer to stop them from going 10-0. Hopefully, we'll only lose by 17.
Liz: 17 point victory, really. Do you really think that your team can pull of this moral victory?
Q: I'm certain that their O will perform as they usually do and as you know their D is daunting but their victory will most likely come down to a better game plan. Our superior team Chemistry will prevent us from immediately quitting GLB and retiring our players out of shame.
Liz: Game planning? Really? Your taking the uncontroversial road with that answer? (laughing) Anything else about this game you would like to expand upon other than game planning?
Q: Well yeah sure, I believe that when the Tornadoes will try and run the ball on us and they are going to find themselves with clear paths all day and for myself, I will be in serious pain the next day but luckily, I have a wide ass which I'll be sitting on the entire game.
Liz: Any plans on how you are going to stop Quinn Thomas?
Q: Stop him?!? Ain't happening. Dude has got the grace of a figure skater and the strength of a bulldozer.
Liz: You think it will be that easy to get by that Offensive Line?
Q: Listen Lizzy Babe, nothing about the Game is easy. And we won't be getting by their O-line. We just don't have the grace or power and we're outmatched at every turn.
Liz: I think we have enough for print is there anything else you would like to say, maybe to the Hounds fans?
Q: Oh yeah, Hey I know we are going to be away at the Tornadoes and this will definitely be our most embarrassing game but we wanted to tell you how much we love our fans and we wanted to apologize to you in advance for the embarrassment that we will bring to New Hampshire. Please forgive us.



Well there it is folks, an interview with a highly controversial player predicting only a 17 point victory for the Tornadoes. This certainly will be The Game of the Season!!!!!

For some reason I like that corrected artcle much better...

it seem to be more accurate as well.

The sad part is that it still sounds bad,

17 point victory, really. Do you really think that your team can pull of this moral victory?

how could we win if we lose by 17.

That's the definition of "moral victory". You lose the game but you played to the best of your ability hence its a moral victory.

ROFLMAO

best of our ability would be killing you guys!! Well just wait until tom. Im thinking it will 35-31 us being the victor.

I think Ill go with 48-34 Holly.

I dont think you are going to stop the running game as much as you think you are and both backs get 100 yards and Quinn Thomas gets 250 and 2 TD's.

I think this will be a good game, but a turnover by you will make it look worse than it really was.