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we even have sex with GLB
Cleveland Buckeyes
-really making their claim as the top team on all of glb 7.. these buckeyes may really be the team to beat afterall.. and im just gonna pretend there weren't any lycans around when i said that.. the factor that puts them over the edge is the toughness of opponents played against yet they're still able to maintain a perfect record.. december 5th.. clash of the titans.. be there or be queer..

Appalachian Lycans
-i think ill be more flabbergasted at the lycans losing a game this season than i would be if scarlett johansen called me on the phone right now and asked if she could make out with me and have her babies and wake up the next morning next to me in bed living the rest of our lives together in perfect harmony.. wait huh.. oh yea! the lycans! right.. im running out of material about these damn lycans.. all they do is win win win! to make it interesting.. if the lycans lose a game.. ill do these power rankings buck naked.. that'll really be something huh.. hopefully they'll lose to the alamo city souljahs.. maybe that'll spice things up.. stay tuned! DECEMBER 5TH.. CLASH OF THE TITANS..

Amish Farmers
-yet another undefeated team.. ohh lawdy lawds.. i think it's time to head up to maine and look for some linebackers.. they still claim the top of the west.. despite being surrounded by east teams.. in the top 6.. they dont seem to show any signs of slowin' down.. but guess who they're facing on week 8?.. BATTLE OF THE WEST!

Syracuse Samurai
-These guys sliced their way the fourth spot.. is that possible? i dunno.. but if it involves slicin' and dicin'.. they can do it.. after being made to look like fools by the buckeyes.. one can excuse them because the only team they got beat by was the # 1 team.. how's that for kicks? they're responsible for the demotion of the paladins out of the top 5.. please.. just .. when you come to the alamo city.. empty your pockets, backpacks and katana sheaths before you step thru the metal detector..

Jax Beach Juggernauts
-They're back.. and we've missed you in club top 5.. lets see if you can hang on this time.. the first major test on the 5 star teams was against the samurai.. and they EPIC FAILED.. so the cast made a music video and used it as bulletin board material.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xqm7gmBjs let's see how we do against the team that beat the samurai.. next week.. dun dunn dunn.... and sorry.. i need to get over my video obsession.. im seein' a doctor.. i promise.. and yea i can post that vid because you already faced us this season

jimo used to like us.. what went wrong?

Chicago Whodats
-this is arguably the best team not in the top 5.. there can only be 5 teams in the top 5.. this is why they're not in the top 5.. will they get in the top 5? i dunno.. err.. top 5 O.o

Rivercity Ransom
-the only thing they're holding ransom now is their opponents.. they've shot up 3 spots in the rankings in just 1 week.. i dont even shoot up that much when i do drugs.. i kid i kid.. of course

Tampabay Paladins
-fart power didn't work this time around.. infact i think it backfired.. did syracuse just chop off their juevos in the first quarter or wha?

Houston Armageddon
-so far they're the team that gave the lycans the most trouble.. now who can say they've lost a game by less than 10 pts to the lycans? and im not talking to syracuse nor cleveland neither..

Mudville Bombers
they dropped a spot.. it's perfectly OK tho.. quite frankly.. i wish i had their schedule.. because.. their season has just ended today and they are playoff bound.. it's time for that nine game vacation.. fellas..

time to pay the refs.. or bort O.o
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
Fresno Anarchs
Phoenix Scorpions
Big Whiskey Assassins
Richmond Empire

if this week's rankings were accurate by the end of season.. only 1 of us will be in the playoffs.. hrrmm
INYA ONYA
Oregon Lumberjacks
Big money Dynasty
Baton Rouge Buccanneers
Baltimore Hustle
Alamo City Souljahs
Frostburg Bobcats
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos

we put the 'hope' in hopelessness
Clemson Gamecock Kickers
Bunghole Liquors
Swindelhurst Skoals

proud members of the zero win club!
Delray Manatees
Nashville Isotopes
Gardner Paraplegics
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Deimon Devil Bats
State of Texas Domination

Now that we filled the last holes we needed to, we'll be all set...

Another good write-up. What is happening to Lincoln... ? An Cleveland is riding that gravy train to the top... this is more exciting then our own league so far.

Originally posted by Warwynd
Another good write-up. What is happening to Lincoln... ? An Cleveland is riding that gravy train to the top... this is more exciting then our own league so far.

If I remember right, Husker said that he lost a father and son who controlled a lot of his players. So, he had to reload.

Yep...Head Shot's agent and his dad both went inactive...We were just now able to finally fill the last spots...We're going to be good to go the rest of the season...

lincoln is a scouting beast..

and no im not gonna play "money in the bank" by lil scrappy lol..

Like that video. I liked the tubin one, we used to do that shit all the time. That shit was classic!

so who wants to start loseing so that the bobcats can get a playoff spot?

Originally posted by seirus
so who wants to start loseing so that the bobcats can get a playoff spot?

You can't be seirus.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

*pokes fun*

I have a hard time resisting that as well. The Bobcats are gonna be here for a while yet, with the rest of us middling teams, and I enjoy playin them. They match up well against us. Gonna take one from them sooner or later, I hope.

*waits for the snappy reply*

Jack the Pirate

Don't be jumping the gun too fast on the game between now and the Lycans game. Looking at the next few games.

Jax Beach - Very good team and always plays tough games. In your top 6 right now.
Paladins - Another good team that is sitting in your next tier.
River City - A team that has the ability to upset ANY team in the league.
BYE-I mean Richmond Sorry guys you're getting better but not there yet.
Lincoln - We've never beat these guys and this might be the first year but that's no guarantee.
BYE-Sorry Clemson but this really is the truth. WE'll probably have some garbage settings in for this game.

FINALLY the Lycans who are going to be the biggest test on the schedule still though. I might actually have to try to make some moves for that game.

you've been taken it from day one Jack the Pirate and yes we're here for at least another season or three. But hey wheres the fun in leaving right away?

Originally posted by Raves
Don't be jumping the gun too fast on the game between now and the Lycans game. Looking at the next few games.

Jax Beach - Very good team and always plays tough games. In your top 6 right now.
Paladins - Another good team that is sitting in your next tier.
River City - A team that has the ability to upset ANY team in the league.
BYE-I mean Richmond Sorry guys you're getting better but not there yet.
Lincoln - We've never beat these guys and this might be the first year but that's no guarantee.
BYE-Sorry Clemson but this really is the truth. WE'll probably have some garbage settings in for this game.

FINALLY the Lycans who are going to be the biggest test on the schedule still though. I might actually have to try to make some moves for that game.

after the onslaught on the samurai.. i doubt these teams are gonna make a dent in your quest for the glory hole.. i mean bowl..

I hate how the sim manaaged the end of the game against the farmers....we should have gone to OT but w/e. We'll hopefuly move back up the rankings some in the next few weeks.

Originally posted by .f@usty
I hate how the sim manaaged the end of the game against the farmers....we should have gone to OT but w/e. We'll hopefuly move back up the rankings some in the next few weeks.

You can't even complain about the EOG sim... last year were made a big play to score a TD putting us down by 2. Instead of going for two, since it's not an option yet, the sim kicks a FG with 40 seconds left and we lose by one point.