New Jersey Mobsters (2-1) vs. Q Dawgs (3-0)
Mobsters looked really good last week, but the Q Dawgs are the team to beat this year. Unfortunately, I only see 2-3 teams having much of a chance against them, and the Mobsters aren't one of them. Mobsters will make the playoffs this year, but this game won't get them any closer.
Q Dawgs 93 - Mobsters 14.
Kansas City Mad Cows (1-2) vs. Sheffield Sabres (1-2)
The Cows roll into Memorial Stadium for a battle of the have-nots vs. the have-nots. The Sabres, while missing a punter, have fewer CPUs than the Cows. I see USA BBB #12's favorite lovable losers the Sabres taking this one.
Sabres 24 - Cows 14
Saint Paul Vulcans (3-0) vs. Rum Runners (1-2)
The Vulcans outlevel and outclass the Runners. The Runners look like one of the most promising of the new teams, but the Vulcans are too good.
Vulcans 70 - Runners 9
NJ Hitmen (3-0) vs. Seward City Cats (2-1)
See the Vulcans-Runners game.
Hitmen 64 - Cats 14
**Game of the Week**
Atlanta SEC All-Stars (1-2) vs Buffalo Chips (3-0)
Both teams are a few players away from being top contenders, but the Chips are closer. Both teams are looking into the future and fighting for a home playoff game, and this game will be important in determining who has the edge in getting one. Chips outlast the All-Stars and pull this one out.
Chips 38 - All-Stars 24
Texas Wrecking Crew (2-1) vs New Orleans Night Trippers (0-3)
New Orleans is by far the best 0-3 team out there, and unfortunately for them, it looks like they'll start the season four games in the hole. Don't let that dampen your spirits, Trippers, for I see a late-season run toward a playoff spot in your future.
Wrecking Crew 45 - Trippers 20
Philadelphia Pigeons (2-1) vs Southern Comfort (2-1)
Pigeons come into this one looking to take out some anger after last week's loss. Southern Comfort, while a promising team, shouldn't get its hopes up. The Pigeons are just too strong to let this one go.
Pigeons 52 - Southern Comfort 21
FC Hezbollah (0-3) vs 151 Malibu Rum (0-3)
The battle of the all-beatens! Malibu looks to have players with good builds, but it won't be enough against Hezbollah's offense. Watch for Hezbollah to rack up over 250 yards running. Break out the champaign, boys!
Hezbollah 42 - Rum 10
Mobsters looked really good last week, but the Q Dawgs are the team to beat this year. Unfortunately, I only see 2-3 teams having much of a chance against them, and the Mobsters aren't one of them. Mobsters will make the playoffs this year, but this game won't get them any closer.
Q Dawgs 93 - Mobsters 14.
Kansas City Mad Cows (1-2) vs. Sheffield Sabres (1-2)
The Cows roll into Memorial Stadium for a battle of the have-nots vs. the have-nots. The Sabres, while missing a punter, have fewer CPUs than the Cows. I see USA BBB #12's favorite lovable losers the Sabres taking this one.
Sabres 24 - Cows 14
Saint Paul Vulcans (3-0) vs. Rum Runners (1-2)
The Vulcans outlevel and outclass the Runners. The Runners look like one of the most promising of the new teams, but the Vulcans are too good.
Vulcans 70 - Runners 9
NJ Hitmen (3-0) vs. Seward City Cats (2-1)
See the Vulcans-Runners game.
Hitmen 64 - Cats 14
**Game of the Week**
Atlanta SEC All-Stars (1-2) vs Buffalo Chips (3-0)
Both teams are a few players away from being top contenders, but the Chips are closer. Both teams are looking into the future and fighting for a home playoff game, and this game will be important in determining who has the edge in getting one. Chips outlast the All-Stars and pull this one out.
Chips 38 - All-Stars 24
Texas Wrecking Crew (2-1) vs New Orleans Night Trippers (0-3)
New Orleans is by far the best 0-3 team out there, and unfortunately for them, it looks like they'll start the season four games in the hole. Don't let that dampen your spirits, Trippers, for I see a late-season run toward a playoff spot in your future.
Wrecking Crew 45 - Trippers 20
Philadelphia Pigeons (2-1) vs Southern Comfort (2-1)
Pigeons come into this one looking to take out some anger after last week's loss. Southern Comfort, while a promising team, shouldn't get its hopes up. The Pigeons are just too strong to let this one go.
Pigeons 52 - Southern Comfort 21
FC Hezbollah (0-3) vs 151 Malibu Rum (0-3)
The battle of the all-beatens! Malibu looks to have players with good builds, but it won't be enough against Hezbollah's offense. Watch for Hezbollah to rack up over 250 yards running. Break out the champaign, boys!
Hezbollah 42 - Rum 10
Whoopie!
