I have the computer rankings up and running but they need 1 more week of games in order to formulate their rankings and such so I'll post that up after week 2 is played. But for now, here are my personal Rankings based on what I saw in week 1.
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THE RANKINGS(previous) - This weeks Categorical names are based on Song Names
Money For NOTHING
#16(15a) Galaxy Aces - You won 125-0! Against quite possibly the worse team in the league. But I find it ironic that you won by so much, scheduling must not want the Galaxy Aces to die... yet.
#15(16) South Georgia Falcons - I congratulate you on getting a TD against those trash talking Tornados but you're still down here until further notice.
#14(13) So.Cal Beach Bums - Steadily getting worse and by week 6 you should be touching those bottom dwellers.
You're gonna go far, kid
#13(15b) Topeka Gunners F-16 - You put up a surprising game against the not so American knights, nicely done, moving on up! A lot of CPU players still keeps you close to the bottom but out of the cellar.
#12(8) Dallas Red Raiders - You were my upset pick of the week!!!!! and you got handled easily, FAIL. Moving down until you prove to me you belong back in the playoff picture!
#11(9) RAVING MAD DAWGS - You put up 35 points which is awesome but giving up 84 is not the way to win games at this time. Go beat the Space Cowboys this week and you can regain some ranking respect.
#10(12) Port Moresby Trucks - You put up a fight against the Soldiers before being blowout in the second half like I had predicted in preseason. Moving up though because others moved down.
#9(11) Project Mayhem - Obviously you don't understand your name but that's ok. Great win against the Gladiators has you moving up the rankings, a win against the Legends in week 3 could move you up even more.
#8(10) South Park Cows - I don't think you're a playoff team so putting you at #8 is tough for me. You played well and lost a game you should have lost but I need to see more if I'm going to put you here more often. Beat the Aces soundly and a close game against the Thunder could help keep you here.
Bottom of a Bottle
#7(7) Springville Renagades - No movement for you guys, you beat a team you were supposed to beat. Play the Blaze to less than 100 points and there could be something here.
#6(6) Houston Space Cowboys - You could have beaten the Axe Giffens more but only allowing 7 points is a good start. Can't move you anywhere on that performance, beat the DAWGS by a good amount and Bums by 100 and you stay up here.
#5(4) Las Vegas Legends - Under performing can't be stated since you won by 233. Big game against the Demonik this week, can you hang with the big boys in a big game or are you going to feed on the weak for another season?
#4(5) Seattle Thunder - Great win against the Bluehawks proves you are the better Seattle team. That win alone could have put you into the top 4 and competing for Home field. I've got my eye on you guys.
Found out about you
#3(3) Philadelphia Demonik - Solid 4th quarter against the Badasses lead to a victory and a big 'uh-oh' was heard from the Space Pirates and Blaze as they realize the Demonik are right on their asses.
#2(2) Roswell Space Pirates - A shutout and 49 points is good but I expect more. I want negative points and negative yards. You stay here until week 4 since you don't play anyone of note until then.
#1(1) San Diego Blaze - The Ridicule Swarm appear to be either better than they look or you guys are worse than you look. We will all find out in week 4. Solid play will keep you here.
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Some movement but nothing too exciting until we really get cooking in this week. Once Anebriated gets the pick-em up you'll see who I think takes this week.
OTTER
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THE RANKINGS(previous) - This weeks Categorical names are based on Song Names
Money For NOTHING
#16(15a) Galaxy Aces - You won 125-0! Against quite possibly the worse team in the league. But I find it ironic that you won by so much, scheduling must not want the Galaxy Aces to die... yet.
#15(16) South Georgia Falcons - I congratulate you on getting a TD against those trash talking Tornados but you're still down here until further notice.
#14(13) So.Cal Beach Bums - Steadily getting worse and by week 6 you should be touching those bottom dwellers.
You're gonna go far, kid
#13(15b) Topeka Gunners F-16 - You put up a surprising game against the not so American knights, nicely done, moving on up! A lot of CPU players still keeps you close to the bottom but out of the cellar.
#12(8) Dallas Red Raiders - You were my upset pick of the week!!!!! and you got handled easily, FAIL. Moving down until you prove to me you belong back in the playoff picture!
#11(9) RAVING MAD DAWGS - You put up 35 points which is awesome but giving up 84 is not the way to win games at this time. Go beat the Space Cowboys this week and you can regain some ranking respect.
#10(12) Port Moresby Trucks - You put up a fight against the Soldiers before being blowout in the second half like I had predicted in preseason. Moving up though because others moved down.
#9(11) Project Mayhem - Obviously you don't understand your name but that's ok. Great win against the Gladiators has you moving up the rankings, a win against the Legends in week 3 could move you up even more.
#8(10) South Park Cows - I don't think you're a playoff team so putting you at #8 is tough for me. You played well and lost a game you should have lost but I need to see more if I'm going to put you here more often. Beat the Aces soundly and a close game against the Thunder could help keep you here.
Bottom of a Bottle
#7(7) Springville Renagades - No movement for you guys, you beat a team you were supposed to beat. Play the Blaze to less than 100 points and there could be something here.
#6(6) Houston Space Cowboys - You could have beaten the Axe Giffens more but only allowing 7 points is a good start. Can't move you anywhere on that performance, beat the DAWGS by a good amount and Bums by 100 and you stay up here.
#5(4) Las Vegas Legends - Under performing can't be stated since you won by 233. Big game against the Demonik this week, can you hang with the big boys in a big game or are you going to feed on the weak for another season?
#4(5) Seattle Thunder - Great win against the Bluehawks proves you are the better Seattle team. That win alone could have put you into the top 4 and competing for Home field. I've got my eye on you guys.
Found out about you
#3(3) Philadelphia Demonik - Solid 4th quarter against the Badasses lead to a victory and a big 'uh-oh' was heard from the Space Pirates and Blaze as they realize the Demonik are right on their asses.
#2(2) Roswell Space Pirates - A shutout and 49 points is good but I expect more. I want negative points and negative yards. You stay here until week 4 since you don't play anyone of note until then.
#1(1) San Diego Blaze - The Ridicule Swarm appear to be either better than they look or you guys are worse than you look. We will all find out in week 4. Solid play will keep you here.
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Some movement but nothing too exciting until we really get cooking in this week. Once Anebriated gets the pick-em up you'll see who I think takes this week.
OTTER
