Warrior General Games

Hey guys! finally game 1 is here! yay..

ok whatever..

these rankings aren't in order as i believe they should be neither.. but i believe it's 90% accurate..

the reason is.. since teams have either 1 win and 0 losses.. or vice versa.. my formulas calls for some division.. and the values that have 0's are gonna be denominators.. so if anyone passed math with a C here.. they'd know that there'd be some "undefined" values resulting from my calculations.. therefore.. i chose not to divide yet.. but go by wins for now.. after week 1.. we'll see the rankings with division involved..
with that being said.. (like you were listening anyway..)
here we are:

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Tom brady's not hurt.. he's just playing for these teams..
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Appalachian Lycans
-the lycans.. arguably the best team in bbb7 that didnt suceed in the playoffs.. they gave all of bbb7 a headache last year.. even teams that aren't here anymore.. yet they're still here.. why? because we love to lose to them.. i mean it's not like any of us were ticked off they're still here.. damn lycans.. i mean.. them lycans..

Lincoln Freedom Warriors

-after dispelling rumors that mark cuban owns this team because of their money.. they're still the envied team of the bbb7 financially.. it's a mystery how this team is able to rack up so much cash and rack up so much wins at the same time.. who says money can't buy wins? Freedom Warriors Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWtHz0k0ExQ <-- watch the owner.. husker.. in the shades at :50 seconds in the video..

Amish Farmers

-like wierd al sings.. "keep spendin' most of life.. livin' in da amish paaaradise.." that paradise may actually become a reality as this team aims to make the push for the big bowl.. we've watched this team grow from a young bud to a seasoned one.. we've laughed with 'em.. cried with 'em.. now maybe we can win with 'em..

Rivercity Ransom

-this team was like one of my boners last year.. they were makin' a rise and a lotta trouble in the beginning but calmed down in the end.. then ended up bein' capsized in the playoffs.. who knows.. maybe they'll hold the bbb7 ransom as they plan on stayin' alive thruout.. maybe someone needs to pop a little viagra in the team's gatorade cooler before games..

Chicago Whodats

-whodat? chicago.. whodat? well guess it's time to find out.. the whodats find themselves roundin' up the upper echelon of week 1.. they're actually my favorite to come out of the west.. i have a good feeling we'll learn more about them as the season goes on.. noone's gonna be askin' whodat anymore..
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we're only here because there's no space up there
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Syracuse Samurai
-this is a team that one can say.. "go back to where you came from!" and not be insulting them.. their run in bbb7 may be a brief stint because they're wreckin' shop again

Jax Beach Juggernauts
-don't think because you're going to the beach in jax that you're gonna have a great time..

Cleveland Buckeyes
-i actually believe this team may be 3rd best behind lincoln and appalachian..

Tampabay Paladins
-great another florida team.. they prove to be as dangerous as their sister team.. jax..

Mudville Bombers
-ive been doing a this team a great injustice by not rankin' them higher last year nor this year.. so.. here's some more injustice..
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1 down.. 15 more to go! ain't no thing like a chicken wing..
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Houston Armageddon
Baltimore Hustle
Alamo City Souljahs
Oregon Lumberjacks
Richmond Empire
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ready.. set.. lose!
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IROC IROC
Phoenix Scorpions
Fresno Anarchs
Big Whiskey Assassins
Big money Dynasty
Baton Rouge Buccanneers
Frostburg Bobcats
Deimon Devil Bats
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the season started?
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Gardner Paraplegics
Wellsborough Crawling Chaos
Bunghole Liquors
Delray Manatees
Clemson Gamecock Kickers
State of Texas Domination
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come join our squad as we build up for season 12!
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Nashville Isotopes
Swindelhurst Skoals
Pittstown Pirate Hookers

It's just too bad that all that money can't find us 2 more LB's and a CB...

This is great Jimo...We dont want to go back though because these BBB#7 guys are the coolest agents in the game...

keep us low, we like it that way....

keep an eye out for richmond empire.. ive noticed they've been quiet.. i think they're gonna turn alotta heads.. and possibly make a push for the playoffs

I can't believe it's still called that after 3 different owners. lol

Boner? I'll show ya a mistake... Alamo is on my radar now!

Have a fondness for boners do you? lol

Here Jimo, this song is dedictaed to you and yur boner! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtXQNK6fFR4

Edit: Oh ya, kcfdx, can join in the dedication too!

lol. Looks like you have some youtube competition Jimo.

WELL.. WELL.. WELLL.....

looks like someone wants to take on da youtube maestro...


lets put the magnifying scope on River City

here's a documentary of the city featuring:

lithoman - host
jimo2305 - guy with the bat..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLsDehM58k


and what's this? i discovered this tape in your team's locker room in the motivational bin..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1ETfJ_HSM

featuring: the river city ransom football players

ROFL! Jimo, your write-ups keep getting better and better. I really enjoyed this one. Very funny. I just want you to know that big brother (Red Bank) is still watching you guys, waiting for some more competition up in A4. We miss da 7, especially considering that the A4 forum isn't even worth going to.

Originally posted by KrackMan
ROFL! Jimo, your write-ups keep getting better and better. I really enjoyed this one. Very funny. I just want you to know that big brother (Red Bank) is still watching you guys, waiting for some more competition up in A4. We miss da 7, especially considering that the A4 forum isn't even worth going to.

thanx a mil..

it means alot.. hearin' from all you fellas that you're enjoyin' the write ups..

only gives me the incentive to keep goin'!

Jimo I really think you should go out and...I dont know maybe GET LAID!!!! entirely to much YOUTUBE dude. lol
Love the write ups though.

Originally posted by Jathin
Jimo I really think you should go out and...I dont know maybe GET LAID!!!! entirely to much YOUTUBE dude. lol
Love the write ups though.

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