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IceMan
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That right, the Great One Randy Moss is now looking for a pro washer, who can get Moss a perfect uniform after every game. Because Moss balls hard, and makes all other defenders cries, so the jersey has a lot of blood, sweat, and tears ( Only from opposite CBs)... Anyways, Moss can give youn a great salary, and maybe some nice tickets to the Dark Lotus game. Here are some requirements:

1. No fans, thats what Moss's fan club for, go to www.ILoveMeSomeMoss.com for more info.

2. Must have experience.

3. Cannot have criminal background, Moss's personal secretary will do all the background check.

4. Never ever steal Moss's stuff, or you will be eaten alive by his body guard Orlando Pace.

Applications are now accepte, lets go!
 
bigboi11
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LOL!
 
XyK
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1 TD in 3 games, you suck.
 
Juggalokai
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Originally posted by XyK
1 TD in 3 games, you suck.


lol coming from "Mr. Useless"

 
XyK
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Useless? My players are awesome.
 
Sam Bolster
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2/4 field goals for your kicker and then 66.5 yards for your RB... not anywhere near awsome. Sam Bolster WR has not scored a touchdown all year but is third for receptions
 
Juggalokai
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Originally posted by XyK
Useless? My players are awesome.


lol

awesome players help their teams win

like RANDY MOSS

hes gonna draw attention from EVERY team

i dont think you'll garner half that much from anyone

 
XyK
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Uh, you do know my backup scored 2 TD? How is that not helping the team. I gain nice yardage and my backup scores.. I'm an elusive back.. I'll PB once I level.

 
bigboi11
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ahaha wonder what Moss would say hahaha
 
Sam Bolster
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First game man don't be thinking your all that and a bag of potato chips.
 
Juggalokai
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Originally posted by XyK
Uh, you do know my backup scored 2 TD? How is that not helping the team. I gain nice yardage and my backup scores.. I'm an elusive back.. I'll PB once I level.



lol played some scrubs

 
XyK
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Quit hating.. I didn't say shit about you.
 
Juggalokai
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Originally posted by XyK
Quit hating.. I didn't say shit about you.


you said my Boy iceman sucks


so YOU

quit hatin
 
XyK
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He makes a fake Randy Moss, of course I'm going to hate on him.. Moss should be a top receiver, not someone who has 1 td in 3 games and only 10 receptions for 77 yards.
 
bigboi11
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LOL! really??? hahaha
 
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