NY Doom vs Chicago Dire Wolves
NY started season 5 off right with a 147-6 win against the scary good Palmyra Cougars... I dont think the Wolves have the talent to beat the Doom, but they are not as terrible as the Cougs. NY should win this game and win easily.
NY-67 Chicago-6
Cleveland Steamer at St Louis Beer Barons
Cleveland had an easy first game as well(this is going to be a pattern this season in 3B9 isnt it). 112-0 against the new Raptors. St. Louis appears to have boosted and should give the Steamer a good game. Looking at the matchup page, it seems that this will be a close game all around.. However, the Steamer have been playing above their matchup ratings.
Cleveland-23 St. Louis-13
Ho Playbook vs Virginia Maulers
*Whispers to friend-"Wanna see something funny?"* Ho playbook is the worst team in GLB! Cant believe you guys didnt let up on the little Invaders
. They are new!! I am refusing to discuss the actual game vs the Maulers. Dont see the point.
Ho-100 Virginia-101
Pittsburgh Maulers at Chicago Highlanders
These Maulers are better than the other Maulers, but still not good. The Highlanders are a better team and could challenge for the #11 spot in 3B9.
Pitt-13 Chicago-27
RCI at Miami Carniceros
Miami continues their freefall from the 3B9 elite to the realm of the Express and Irons. Now they have to compete without their best player of season 4-Circus Kircus- who has sided with the Irrelevants. RCI is, once again, trying to crack the top 4. I predict an ass whooping where Circus catches 3 TDs and Miami fails to get in the EZ.
RCI-80 Miami-3
NY Knights at Phoenix City Warriors
This is getting boring. No wonder I dont do these write-ups every week..Another blowout. Not sure if the Knights will be able to compete with the elite in our league. Not sure if the Warriors will score 3 points either, but I will give them the benefit of a mistake from the Knights defesne.
NY-56 Phoenix-3
Montpelier Morticians at Round Rock Raptors
Montpelier had a closer than expected game against the Highlanders in their first game and now get a stat padder.
The Raptor will emerge as the worst team in the east by season's end.
Mont-120 RR-0
San Diego Invaders vs Palmyra Cougars*Game of the Week
Only the game of the week because both teams suck horribly.
I hope the Invaders sell an ass load of concessions so that they can pay the Ho's alimony. As bad an owner as dirtywheels is, he gets the perennial bottom feeders of our league. Better not screw this one up, dirty.
SD-75 Palmyra-0
I will try to send out a vote for the rankings today. Just list the best team in the East. I will count it like the AP poll. 1st place 40 points, 2nd is 30, 3rd is 20, 4th is 10, 5th is 9, 6th is 8, 7 is 7,etc. 14th and below will be 0 points.
NY started season 5 off right with a 147-6 win against the scary good Palmyra Cougars... I dont think the Wolves have the talent to beat the Doom, but they are not as terrible as the Cougs. NY should win this game and win easily.
NY-67 Chicago-6
Cleveland Steamer at St Louis Beer Barons
Cleveland had an easy first game as well(this is going to be a pattern this season in 3B9 isnt it). 112-0 against the new Raptors. St. Louis appears to have boosted and should give the Steamer a good game. Looking at the matchup page, it seems that this will be a close game all around.. However, the Steamer have been playing above their matchup ratings.
Cleveland-23 St. Louis-13
Ho Playbook vs Virginia Maulers
*Whispers to friend-"Wanna see something funny?"* Ho playbook is the worst team in GLB! Cant believe you guys didnt let up on the little Invaders
. They are new!! I am refusing to discuss the actual game vs the Maulers. Dont see the point.Ho-100 Virginia-101
Pittsburgh Maulers at Chicago Highlanders
These Maulers are better than the other Maulers, but still not good. The Highlanders are a better team and could challenge for the #11 spot in 3B9.
Pitt-13 Chicago-27
RCI at Miami Carniceros
Miami continues their freefall from the 3B9 elite to the realm of the Express and Irons. Now they have to compete without their best player of season 4-Circus Kircus- who has sided with the Irrelevants. RCI is, once again, trying to crack the top 4. I predict an ass whooping where Circus catches 3 TDs and Miami fails to get in the EZ.
RCI-80 Miami-3
NY Knights at Phoenix City Warriors
This is getting boring. No wonder I dont do these write-ups every week..Another blowout. Not sure if the Knights will be able to compete with the elite in our league. Not sure if the Warriors will score 3 points either, but I will give them the benefit of a mistake from the Knights defesne.
NY-56 Phoenix-3
Montpelier Morticians at Round Rock Raptors
Montpelier had a closer than expected game against the Highlanders in their first game and now get a stat padder.
The Raptor will emerge as the worst team in the east by season's end.
Mont-120 RR-0
San Diego Invaders vs Palmyra Cougars*Game of the Week
Only the game of the week because both teams suck horribly.
I hope the Invaders sell an ass load of concessions so that they can pay the Ho's alimony. As bad an owner as dirtywheels is, he gets the perennial bottom feeders of our league. Better not screw this one up, dirty.
SD-75 Palmyra-0
I will try to send out a vote for the rankings today. Just list the best team in the East. I will count it like the AP poll. 1st place 40 points, 2nd is 30, 3rd is 20, 4th is 10, 5th is 9, 6th is 8, 7 is 7,etc. 14th and below will be 0 points.
