April 24, 2008
Somewhere west of Halifax
In a bold move, the collective group of parents, greed stricken by crafty agents, pulled their kids out of school and threw them into the Canadian AA #3 football league. this was brought on by a strange and unusual effect after the whole Pop Warner team, had an after game party, catered by the Oscar Myer company with a brand new prototype of the wildly popular, Lunchables snack packs.
What started out as a total medical scare, has turned into a godsend for the parents, kids, and community alike. Apparently these lunchables had been sent to the wrong shipping comapany. They wer set for a local distribution but had been sent to the Port of Seattle and been bombarded with radiation before shipment. This radiation has somehow turned the innocent 9 year olds, into big burly, 200lb+ raging maniacs. When sent out on the medical wire, the town was inundated with greedy, slick football agents, ready to make a buck.
Blinded by greed and the all mighty yen, the parents blindly signed their childrens lives away. We will see how this pans out, but in this editors opinions, only good things can come from this. With a killer squad of mutated elementary school kids, in a league of scrubs, how can they not win?
We will keep you updated on this situation due to Northern Exposure not being on TV anymore. What else does Canada have to offer? Exactly....
Somewhere west of Halifax
In a bold move, the collective group of parents, greed stricken by crafty agents, pulled their kids out of school and threw them into the Canadian AA #3 football league. this was brought on by a strange and unusual effect after the whole Pop Warner team, had an after game party, catered by the Oscar Myer company with a brand new prototype of the wildly popular, Lunchables snack packs.
What started out as a total medical scare, has turned into a godsend for the parents, kids, and community alike. Apparently these lunchables had been sent to the wrong shipping comapany. They wer set for a local distribution but had been sent to the Port of Seattle and been bombarded with radiation before shipment. This radiation has somehow turned the innocent 9 year olds, into big burly, 200lb+ raging maniacs. When sent out on the medical wire, the town was inundated with greedy, slick football agents, ready to make a buck.
Blinded by greed and the all mighty yen, the parents blindly signed their childrens lives away. We will see how this pans out, but in this editors opinions, only good things can come from this. With a killer squad of mutated elementary school kids, in a league of scrubs, how can they not win?
We will keep you updated on this situation due to Northern Exposure not being on TV anymore. What else does Canada have to offer? Exactly....
